Well, this is the double-edged sword everyone's telling me about...
In truth, Razkar knew from experience that for every thrilling and blood-soaked skirmish, every rousing battle filled with churning, screaming bodies, there was a dozen duties every man who swung iron for a living had to endure. Laundry, latrine duty, maintaining one's weapons, parade duty, training, exercise, breaking in the new recruits... and guard duty.
Especially petching guard duty.
"Sure you don't want some?"
The Myrian closed his eyes as he took a breath, resolving silently that if the oaf asked that one more time, he'd lose a finger. Or three. But whenever he turned to regard the chubby trader sitting next to him, that smile was there for all the word to see. Open, guileless, and impossibly good-humored.
Goodwill like that was a rare and precious thing. Razkar just wished it didn't offer him a biscuit like a burnt rock every ten chimes.
"No, thank you."
"You suuuuuure?"
"For tenth time, yes!" The Myrian sheathed his gladius, having sharpened it as much as it could go. He squinted ahead of them and saw the head of the caravan was moving swiftly again, the lame horse at the front moved off the Kabrin Road. He looked behind him, and... no, no change there. Two carts, fully-loaded, and four donkeys, heavily-laden but bearing it with their usual strong-backed stoicism. Mrrko was waiting patiently behind them, too, tied to the back of the cart and apparently resenting this duty as much as his master was. "I am not hungry."
"Wife always cooks them for me, for the long jobs, yknow?" Mitchum said as he chomped down another one, driving on the cart with a little kik-kik as he did. "You won't be with us the whol way, though, will you? You and your friends?"
Razkar turned to him again, glaring, but once again, that deathly stare that froze other men's piss jut bounced off that broad smile. Razkar really wanted to hate him. He just couldn't bring himself to do it. But the men behind him, however...
"They are not my friends."
Two of them, in fact, also sellswords employed by "The Smoker". One of them Razkar had seen in action, a competent enough fighter but no warrior. A thug for hire... and Razkar snorted. What did that make him, then? The three of them had been lumped together by the Smoker, assigned to watch over his part of a caravan heading along the Kabrin towards Zeltiva. Not the entire way, though, just until it was out of the Knight's domain.
"If you've got a master swordsman on the payroll doing bugger all, you might as well use him, eh?"
Razkar had queried that point, but the Smoker had just shrugged and refreshed his pipe.
"Well, you are on the payroll, so you'll do as I say." An edge crept into his voice, nudging the Myrian back into line. "And since we don't have anything... large, planned for the near future, you can do this. You're worth three of our other sellswords, so you're the best choice. Just make sure they get over the Avitar River without a problem." He puffed faster than usual, angry, worried little bursts of smoke exploding from his lips. "I hate complications like this..."
Just as I hate wasting my skills on babysitting.
That would have been the perfect comeback, Razkar thought, bells later and rocking gently back and forth on Mitchum's cart. Of course, it occurred to him much too late. Partially inspired by the memory of the Smoker, he searched for his pipe... then stayed his hand.
You're meant to be a professional, boy. Act like one.
Mitchum's eyebrows rose sharply as some guttural language h was sure was a curse escaped the Myrian's lips, the sellsword going back to watching the trees and fields as they passed them. Intent and observant, this "Razkar" certainly seemed to take his job seriously.
Bloody good job, Mitchum decided, more lads today could learn from that...
Ignorant of his upbeat train of thought and grateful for it, Razkar did what he was being paid to do (for now) and kept watch.