I am the very model of a Mizahar roleplaying star

Scrapbook · by **Harrier** on July 8th, 2013, 8:04 pm

Everybody sing along!

I am the very model of a Mizahar roleplaying star,
I've information on all the gods, regions, and domains afar,
I know the castes of Inarta, and I quote the births of Eagles all.
From Dek up to all Endal, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters on how the Yasi fall,
I understand the system, from the Valintar to Tavinor,
About the mating habits of a Dek in need of brand new shoes,
With many cheerful facts about Avora shooting arrows too!

I'm very good at adding up my skill points and my ton of lore;
I know the races short and tall in order alphabetical:
In short, on gods, regions, and domains afar,
I am the very model of a Mizahar roleplaying star.

I know our mythic history, Qamur to the Journeyman;
I answer hard equations for preventing overgiving djed;
I quote bardic pantomime of Semele and horses hooves,
In regards to Animation I Nuit all before you do;
I can do far more Summoning through Glyphing and my Alchemy,
I know the croaking chorus from “Ol’ Rhysol’s Ravok” but sung with better harmony!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the rhymes to every Mizaharan poets poo.

Then I can write a washing bill in High Arumenic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Myri and Ruros’ uniform:
In short, on gods, regions, and domains afar,
I am the very model of a Mizahar roleplaying star.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "Daggerhand" and "Cerulean",
When I can tell at sight a trebuchet from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by local "Nakivak",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in Cyphrus Archery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
You'll say a better Roleplaying Star has never sat a-gee.

For my writing knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, on gods, regions, and domains afar,
I am the very model of a Mizahar roleplaying star.