Kyo smashed into the gut of the young male guard with a low hitting liver punch. Getting into a drunk looking stance made to resemble his boxing pose. Despite the boys embroidered breastplate, he found himself blown back at the strength of Kyo's blow. His pride hurt the young man charged forward recklessly aiming to hit kyo square in the jaw with a wide hook.
Kyo took the hit getting his head knocked back a bit in the exchange. Then lashing back around grabbing both of the boys arms. The boy had not expected Kyo to grab him so suddenly had been preparing himself to get slugged, not grabbed. He squirmed to make his way out of Kyo's grasp to little prevail. All the while the female guard snuck her way up to Kyo's flank hoping the drunk to preoccupied to notice her coming up behind with a sap drawn and ready. Kyo made note of her attempt and wrapped the boy in a large hug. Throwing his weight down onto the boy in an attempt to overwhelm him to the ground.
The boy managed to get his legs under him though and stood shackily against the bulk of Kyo's body. The girl readied herself to try and clock Kyo right in his noggin with the sap. But Kyo had other ideas.
He swiftly got his right leg under the boys leading left leg tripping him up so that he would lose balance and finally fall to the ground with Kyo. Now rolling around on the ground with the boy the girl stood somewhat hopelessly trying to figure a way to hit Kyo and not the guard he now wrestled with on the ground.
The old man placed his face in his palm shaking it with disappointment. "hurry up and knock the drunk out, he can't be that troublesome for 2 of you..." He said un amused while now leaning against the side of the doorway.
The girl looking flustered now swing down attempting to strike Kyo during the exchange. Her blow managed to hit him square in the back with a painful thud. To Kyo's luck it was only a sap and not the longsword at her side, else he would surely be gravely wounded by now. Though the guards seemed content to deal with Kyo in a non bloody way for now.
Kyo began to sing more of his drunk song while rolling around on the ground with the boy still easily in his grasp.
"He might have been an admiral, a sssultan, or a king
And to hisss praisssesss we shall alwaysss sssing
Look what he has done for usss, he'sss filled usss up with cheer
Lord blessssss Charlie Mopsss,
The man who invented beer!"
Laughing all the while as he continued to sing the verse with a drunken stupor. The boy managed to wiggle an arm free and knock Kyo in his jaw with an elbow, freeing him from Kyo's grasp momentarily. But Kyo swung himself into a crouch faster than the boy could, and jumped over top of him bashing his head into the gut of the boy and hoisting him into the air.
Kyo spun the boy around and allowed himself to fall along with the boy to the ground, smacking the boy painfully into the cobblestone beneath him. Where as Kyo protected himself using the boy as cushion. He still hit his own tailbone rather soundly, causing him to yelp with pain. The boy also gasping for breath as he had winded himself from the blow to his back hitting the ground.
The woman now seemed incredibly irritated, and swung madly her sap at Kyo's head. Kyo ducked his head to the side but she banged him on the shoulder instead. Continuing to try and madly beat him with the sap until she knocked him out. Kyo taking advantage of her wild painful blows, swept his leg up under her and tripped her backwards to the ground. Which she tumbled quite nicely smacking into a bush behind her which cushioned the blow of falling. But did not cushion the loss of pride she felt at the humiliating halt of her attack.
Kyo laughed heartily as she tumbled and fumbled around trying to stand back up. All the while the old man stood with a pipe now in hand and an unconcerned look on his face, drawing a long puff of his tobacco and letting it out with a resounding sigh.
"Hurry up you good for nothings..." He grumbled, again shaking his head at the uselessness of the rookie guards he had hired for their sword skill. That looked to never have fought anything beyond a training dummy...