Location Kelwyn's Knocker

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Kelwyn's Knocker Among a rather long and storied history of objects that have no recorded origin or fixed location, there's an old bronze knocker in the shape of what looks like a jaguar vomiting itself out of Syna that likes to appear in the middle of murals with little explanation or fanfare. It is, as many have since found out, a gift from Kelwyn, and what it does is exactly what one might expect. Upon knocking the knocker, on the nearest sunrise, the person doing the knocking will find themselves afflicted (or gifted!) with something completely and utterly random. They could find they have a complexion to rival an Ethaefal's! They could find all the food in their house has turned to gold! They could discover they have a tail! A couple people even dropped dead, though that might have just been the Magecrafter being a huge jerk. Regardless, many a young Nykan has found themselves giving that big, enticing ring a great big swing... If only to show off what's knocking down below. No, really: It's quite customary for younger Nykans to push each other to give the thing a knock. It's considered a sign of being a proper red-blooded native. Moderator's Note: Random effect given by grader. Knocker can only be used once a season per player. Grader's guide : To determine result, roll one d100. 0= DEAD. 1-5= A Very Bad Thing (You have cancer!) 6-25= A Bad Thing (Your clothes are now spiders!) 26-50= Sad trombone. 51-75= Something Sweet! (Your acne's better! You grew four inches! You grew four inches.) 76-90= Something Sweeter! (Like the above, only more so.) 91-98= Windfall/Superpowers (Your house mice are now diamonds! You can jump ten feet in the air! You can speak baby!) 100= Shh... It's a secret! Double digits= Something WEIRD.