86th of Winter, 509 AV
18th Bell
For as fearsome of a reputation as Ravok had it was surprisingly…lacking in malefic and nefarious things afoot. The people were running about their daily activities doing perfectly mundane things. The bakers were baking. The candlestick makers were candlestick making. The guards were guarding. The brewers were brewing and the debaucherers were up to all manner of debauchery.
As it stood, there was on that very day a man who specialized in the art of indulgence. He was a man who made a living off astonishing people with a glimpse at awe and mystery. That very man sat in a well-lit corner of the Silver Sliver Inn smoking pipe tobacco with a mischievous glint in his mint green eyes. He was a very odd sight. The man was quite obviously elder in years.
His hair had long since turned a steely grey. His face was wrinkled though it was hard to tell from the large beard that sprouted forth from his chin. He wore a pointed hat atop his head embellished with crescent moons, bright starbursts, and blazing suns. He wore long flowing robes with patterns to match his hat and pointy slippers on his feet. Several bejeweled rings glittered on his gnarled fingers sparkling in the light. This strangely dressed old man was far from quiet, oh no. He had in his hands a lute, which he played quite awfully, and between smoking the pipe and playing his lute he was making a scene…much to the delight of the patrons.
“Knock her knickers
And tap her jars!
The ladies they make fine mugs on the bars!
Fill them with ale,
Or fill them with wine,
It’s all just the same if you drink right on time!
Because wenches they swoon!
And wenches, they ahhh!
It makes for a sight, when you’re there right on top!
Because it’s a war lads,
A war you can’t win,
A battle of wills, so it’s best just give in!
So drop your armors,
Just take a sip,
You’ll find the drink’s lovely if you just take a dip!
So, drink, drink, drink till the morn,
And when the sun rises, drink till you’re sore!
Because one thing is true lads,
It’s true far and near,
If you fill up a wench,
No dry spells you’ll fear!”
The patrons watching the old man’s lewd performance were roaring with laughter. The drink was flowing quite steadily that evening and the songs that were abound in the tavern only added to the light hearted atmosphere. The sounds of merriment would welcome any weary soul looking to brighten their mood. Those down on their luck or looking for a reprieve from the days many troubles would certainly find good company and plentiful entertainment within the establishment that evening.
As he watched the crowd busy themselves with one thing or another the old man set down his lute on the surface of the table he sat at. He took his pipe out of his mouth and picked up a mug of silvery liquid then drank deeply from it. The spark of mischief never left his eyes as he scanned the crowd over the rim of his mug. He seemed to be searching for something. Maybe he was looking for a slattern with which to spend his evening? Perhaps he was simply watching the results of his vulgar song wash over the patrons? Or maybe he was searching for something else?
Maybe…maybe…
18th Bell
For as fearsome of a reputation as Ravok had it was surprisingly…lacking in malefic and nefarious things afoot. The people were running about their daily activities doing perfectly mundane things. The bakers were baking. The candlestick makers were candlestick making. The guards were guarding. The brewers were brewing and the debaucherers were up to all manner of debauchery.
As it stood, there was on that very day a man who specialized in the art of indulgence. He was a man who made a living off astonishing people with a glimpse at awe and mystery. That very man sat in a well-lit corner of the Silver Sliver Inn smoking pipe tobacco with a mischievous glint in his mint green eyes. He was a very odd sight. The man was quite obviously elder in years.
His hair had long since turned a steely grey. His face was wrinkled though it was hard to tell from the large beard that sprouted forth from his chin. He wore a pointed hat atop his head embellished with crescent moons, bright starbursts, and blazing suns. He wore long flowing robes with patterns to match his hat and pointy slippers on his feet. Several bejeweled rings glittered on his gnarled fingers sparkling in the light. This strangely dressed old man was far from quiet, oh no. He had in his hands a lute, which he played quite awfully, and between smoking the pipe and playing his lute he was making a scene…much to the delight of the patrons.
“Knock her knickers
And tap her jars!
The ladies they make fine mugs on the bars!
Fill them with ale,
Or fill them with wine,
It’s all just the same if you drink right on time!
Because wenches they swoon!
And wenches, they ahhh!
It makes for a sight, when you’re there right on top!
Because it’s a war lads,
A war you can’t win,
A battle of wills, so it’s best just give in!
So drop your armors,
Just take a sip,
You’ll find the drink’s lovely if you just take a dip!
So, drink, drink, drink till the morn,
And when the sun rises, drink till you’re sore!
Because one thing is true lads,
It’s true far and near,
If you fill up a wench,
No dry spells you’ll fear!”
The patrons watching the old man’s lewd performance were roaring with laughter. The drink was flowing quite steadily that evening and the songs that were abound in the tavern only added to the light hearted atmosphere. The sounds of merriment would welcome any weary soul looking to brighten their mood. Those down on their luck or looking for a reprieve from the days many troubles would certainly find good company and plentiful entertainment within the establishment that evening.
As he watched the crowd busy themselves with one thing or another the old man set down his lute on the surface of the table he sat at. He took his pipe out of his mouth and picked up a mug of silvery liquid then drank deeply from it. The spark of mischief never left his eyes as he scanned the crowd over the rim of his mug. He seemed to be searching for something. Maybe he was looking for a slattern with which to spend his evening? Perhaps he was simply watching the results of his vulgar song wash over the patrons? Or maybe he was searching for something else?
Maybe…maybe…
Note for FallonWelcome to your thread, Ms. Fallon! I hope this proves to be a marvelous adventure for us both.
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