[GAME] Monkey's Paw

by **Skeldarkron** on November 24th, 2014, 5:30 am

You get your Mike and Ike's but you also get a permanent sugar rush and lots of cavities.

I wish I had JavaScript on my iPod.

by **Raus** on November 24th, 2014, 1:01 pm

Granted, but since you're running non-apple aproved stuff on your iPad you get a visit from apple's secret deathsquad and executed.

I wish for total global domination. Or a cure for cancer. Either works.

by **Ball** on November 24th, 2014, 6:41 pm

Granted, but unfortunately you die from the common cold.

I wish I had all my school work done...

by **Skeldarkron** on November 25th, 2014, 11:14 am

Granted but you still have a mountain of housework to do and you have to do it by yourself.

I wish I could speak dolphin.

by **Raus** on November 30th, 2014, 8:10 pm

since dolphins are murderous creatures with a penchance for rape.. your attempts to communicate end.... poorly.

I wish that I had a cat that loved me so I wouldn't feel so lonely at times.

by **Skeldarkron** on December 1st, 2014, 8:17 am

You get your cat but they only love you because you give them food.

I wish I had a pet lion fish

by **Ball** on December 1st, 2014, 11:50 pm

Granted,but it's an odd hybrid of Lion and Fish... Most Lion... And it eats raw flesh instead of fish food... One day you thought it would be neat to pet it and it gnawed off your hand and forearm leaving you with a stump... Sorry mate.

I wish I had some turkey...

by **Skeldarkron** on December 2nd, 2014, 10:30 am

Granted but the turkey is undercooked and you get food poisoning.

I wish it was Christmas.

by **Switch** on December 2nd, 2014, 2:56 pm

Granted but you are stuck to a ski lift by your tongue forever

i wish for awesomeness

by **Raus** on December 2nd, 2014, 7:31 pm

granted, but it's so awesome you explode.

I wish for a euro