[GAME] Monkey's Paw

by **Skeldarkron** on October 28th, 2014, 7:37 am

You are invulnerable to magic and the forces of nature, but this makes you careless and you are run over by a horse and cart while crossing the street.

I wish for a chocolate milkshake.

by **Cantillion** on October 28th, 2014, 6:41 pm

Your chocolate milkshake is made with too many milligrams of pure chocolate, and you die of theobromine poisoning (even though it tastes really good).

I wish to go back in time twenty five years with a sports almanac.

by **Kayan** on October 29th, 2014, 2:58 am

You go back twenty five years with a sports almanac;

Your presence in the past disturbs the natural flow of time and talking to the wrong person makes it so your parents never had you, forcing a time paradox that completely destroys your existence and allows another child who wouldn't tamper with time to take your place.

I wish I had a monkey tail!

by **Aventis** on October 29th, 2014, 3:37 am

That you receive! Sucks that you also develop Alien Hand Syndrome and it chokes you to death!

I would like the singular word "and" on a post in Mizahar by someone else.

Aventis

by **Cantillion** on October 29th, 2014, 3:40 am

Granted. Sadly, it's posted in a subforum that you do not have permission to view.

I wish for my life to last another 80 years, free of misfortunes.

by **Skeldarkron** on October 29th, 2014, 8:23 am

Your life lasts another 80 years without misfortunes but then you wither away as your unnaturally long life has turned you into a corpse.

I wish I could shapeshift.

by **Aventis** on October 29th, 2014, 1:08 pm

Well congratulations! You can shape shift. Too bad that you have no control of what you turn into, when you do, or when you shift out of it. You are a cup for the foreseeable future.

I would like to be snazzy, the bee's knees, the cat's meow. I wanna' be cool, happenin', you know what's up.

... Thank you kindly c:

Aventis

by **Ball** on October 29th, 2014, 3:07 pm

Granted Aventis!

You were told that Russian Roulette was the thing to do now, so you do it... The results wasn't pretty and you lost your left hand and arm up to the elbow.

I want a chicken dinner... (cause I be hungry)

by **Sheaya** on October 29th, 2014, 3:17 pm

You get your chicken dinner Ball, but after eating it you learn that every full moon you sprout feathers and cock-a-doodle-doo as you hunt through the night as a deadly werechicken.

I would like to wish for a pretty new dress.

by **Gale Austin McCenry** on October 29th, 2014, 3:26 pm

You get your pretty new dress, but you didn't realize that this dress was made with chemicals that attract moths like a magnet. The chemicals sink into your skin and no matter how many moth balls or repellants you use, moths swarm you everyday, eating everything you where for the rest of your life.

I wish for a beautiful sunset.