[GAME] Monkey's Paw

[Aventis]

Granted! But now you're a Mary Sue. Which really doesn't help with developing your character, and then the other players avoid you because they don't like it... And anyway, it's this big mess.

I wish for an app, a completely safe one, a free one, thst works on my phone, is allowed in every building and office. I want it to open up randomly and give me sincere, honest compliments. Not insults, or sarcastic remarks, just compliments. c:

Aventis

[Ball]

Granted.

catch: everytime your phone app compliments you Ball shows up and breaks a bone.

i want more time in a single day to accomplish stuff.

[Sheaya]

Granted, but every extra hour you get each day is actually coming off the end of your life. After a week you've whittled away a day, and after a few months you start whittling away years, burning the candle at both ends.

I want my desk toys at the office to file papers away for me correctly.

[Cantillion]

Granted, but they do your job so well that middle management sees no need to keep you around, and so you lose your job.

I wish Dictionaries had pictures for every entry.

[Aventis]

Granted! Unfortunately, there is no medication for an addiction of looking up naughty words in the dictionary.

I want a large root beer with no ice. c:

Aventis

[Raus]

Granted! to bad some prankster decided to put extra strenght laxatives in it and every toilet in a kilometer radius is occupied. Good luck ^__^

I wish that I could spell correctly.

[Athaera]

You learn to spell, but your writing is perceived negatively, no matter what.
(I don't have ideas for this one )

I wish I would be good at anything I try.

[Kayan]

You will be good at whatever you try, unfortunately everyone else will be better, making you the worst at everything you try by default.

I wish I was the most legendary internet troll in the world!

[Ball]

You become the world's legendary web troll then the world's internet services all go nuclear at the same time leaving you useless.

i wish for warmer weather all year around

[Darkalin Pinewood]

Granted. It is now burning hot everywhere, and the whole world knows its your fault.

I wish for universal domination.