[GAME] Monkey's Paw

[Aventis]

Aaaaaaaaaand granted. But then you realize that what you own is mostly useless and deadly tundra separated by thousands upon millions of years worth of travel, that everything you could possibly due is useless because time is too powerful, and your mother no longer loves you. It's all pretty depressing.

I would like the worst wish you can think of with a bowl of soup, please c:

Aventis

[Yuri Lehrer]

Worst wish?

Granted, you are now stuck in a room full of Claptrap Units from Borderlands 2, with a bowl of soup.

I wish for... World Peace

[Kayan]

Granted, but with the earth finally committing to world peace, the intergalactic space nations decide that earth is ready to be part of the alien worlds.

5 minutes after the first aliens show up, a human kills them, steals their ship, and puts us in a war with 15 other planets. People all over earth are now being forced to work in backbreaking labor to make space crafts just so armies of humans can be blown up in space.

See, this is why we can't have nice things.

I wish I was the best writer who just keeps getting better and better.

[Athaera]

You become an amazing writer, but nobody is interested in your writing because they think it'll be silly.

I wish to be immortal.

[Yuri Lehrer]

This is too easy,

Granted, but you are permanently tortured by the Ebonstryfe until the end of time.

I wish for... Magic Powers.

[Skeldarkron]

Granted. But you lose control of your powers and they end up controlling you instead.

I wish I had a Pokémon.

[Kayan]

Granted. You get a Shedinja. It turns its back on you.

"Peering into the crack in its back is said to steal one’s spirit" -Pokedex

I wish for an alien to abduct me and make me their pet while the planet is being destroyed.

[Athaera]

Granted. The alien makes you watch the whole thing, specifically the death of your family. Then he kills you after torturing you in the most painful ways possible.

I wish I could turn invisible.

[Aventis]

Granted. But now whenever you tell a lie someone can see right through you *budum tss*

I would like to know only one guitar chord while retaining all previous knowledge. I just want to know to play a C. That is all. c:

[Kayan]

You learn to play the cord C... every time you play any other cord C will be jealous and not play for you.

I wish I had a cardboard box!