[GAME] Monkey's Paw

[Kechaiya]

You get your horse, of course. But the horse, of course, is a Norse main course, and with force, of course, you must eat the Norse horse main course. But you find the Norse horse main course rather coarse, of course. And, the coarse Norse horse main course, of course, made your throat rather hoarse. Of course.

I wish I had a snake skin belt.

[Aventis]

Granted! The Dhani's overprotective family didn't find it too stylish though. What they do find stylish is their new Chatakwe handbag.

I wish for a martini, shaked, not stirred.

[Tink Scalpellion]

Granted! Makes the Martini and spills it all over Ave's crotch so it looks like he wet his pants. I wish for: bellydancers

[Skeldarkron]

You get your bellydancers but they hypnotise you so you follow them around like a rat following the pied piper.

I wish I was a genius

[Kechaiya]

You're the smartest person in existence, but are in a near vegetative state and can only say the word "Blueberry"

I wish I had some chocolate

[Aventis]

Sure, but it's that nasty Mexican chocolate made from jalapenos.

I would like to see a leprechaun safely from a distance.

[Kechaiya]

You see a leprechaun safely from a distance, in a large mirror, wearing your clothes, standing as you are. It's you.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Thir]

You wished twice. Invalid.

I wish for a cool new signature.

[Skeldarkron]

Granted, but cool is subjective. You think your siggy is cool but everyone else thinks it's lame.

I wish my bunny could talk.

[Aventis]

Granted. But will just not. Stop. Swearing. It was funny at first, but now it's annoying.

I wish for Chat to greet me when I log in.