Timestamp: 4th of Fall, 514 AV 'What do these drunks see in this sewage swill?!' That was the first thing Dmitri thought of his ordered ale, after swallowing a large gulp and instantly contorting his face, completely disgusted with it. Still, he had stayed, as the bar had a lively crowd and the atmosphere wasn't halfbad to reside in, especially when you spend the majority of your time all by your self. Something Dmitri had done for the majority of his life and had grown accustomed to it during his life in Ravok, for some reason he wasn't the recluse he used to be, not in Sunberth. Maybe it was the long trip he had to spend with other people, during his emigration from Ravok with the caravan colony. Maybe it was simply because Sunberth was always abuzz with life, as crummy at it may be for most of its residents! Granted, regardless of his lesser asocial behaviour here, he was still very much keeping his guard up most of the time. Tonight wasn't different in that aspect, he had dressed casual but simultaneously carefully planned, even going as far to use his Disguise Kit. He had dressed with some of the kit's clothing, which was pretty much unused before, as well as used special dyes and tools to make himself look as unrecognisable as he could manage with his limited experience. Drawing thin 'rimples' around his eyes, mouth, cheekbones and forehead. He had contemplated doing the whole shabam and charcoal or dye his face. But he figured, with his amateurism, it would look grotesque and borderline retarded, resulting in him leaving a memorable impression. Which was simply the opposite of what he was trying to accomplish. Disguised, or what should be the case anyway, as an older man than he really was and dressed in heavy, padded, clothes to increase his apparent weight and size, he had set foot in the great unknown, a casual night out! After having pushed through the disgusting slop's taste of his ales, that the bartender even dared to charge for, he started losing his reservations. Dmitri even did something that was as foreign to him as empathy, he started to break the ice and start conversations with random people at the counter. At first it was awkward as a three-legged deer trying to jump, but the more he started to mumble and jumble drunken words, the easier it seemed to get. It was around the time that he was undeniably drunk, and stating that fact to everyone around him, as if they needed the confirmation from this stumbling 'old' lightweight drunkie, that it really hit the fan. The bartender, the petching bartender was to blame for the night that was to come. There was some bad blood boiling between some customers apparently and trashtalk was being thrown back and forth, until the Hogwasher, as Dmitri tried to call him multiple times. Fortunately for him, his words were pretty much undecypherable for anyone at this point in time, double tongued as he could possibly get. "Hey, badasses over there, simmer down! Tell y'all what, instead of spilling blood like any scrub can do, prove you got real balls! Go to the Dust Bed, foggy as the underworld itself since a few days, and stay there for TWO bells. I'll come get you personally, the one who's still there gets a prize from me, yours truly!" "HOGWASHER!" Dmitri shouted...His drink was empty! Al though all that came out was "BLOUAWSHA!". "Yeah yeah, you get to go too, old man, wouldn't surprise me if you came back with soaked pants though!" The 2 'tough guys' agreed upon the dare with a shake, with Dmitri smacking his hand on it as well. "LEZZO BHASDLAHS... RAZE DYA!" Which in 'Common' would mean: "LET'S GO BASTARDS...RACE YA!" Dmitri, like any proper drunk, walked the walk and started racing through the seedy bar, to the hilarity of everyone, except the ones whose mugs he bumped out their hands, as he fell facefirst near the door. "Take that petching whoreson with y'all, dump him in one of the graves for all I care!" And so, the brave threesome went on their rosy way to the Dust Bed! |