Aventis/Atticus - The Non-Sequitorial

[Aventis]

I feel like this is how Ignotus leads Zeltiva.

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[Garland]

Pssst... Imma just gonna sub to this thread because reasons

[Aventis]

Woo!

[Garland]

what have I gotten myself into

[Aventis]

For those of you who do not follow every solitary thing I do, I love The Oatmeal. I love it. For those of you that do not know who that is, go check him out at theoatmeal.com. Recently he released a comic I thought was pretty funny. So I'mma post it here.

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[Aventis]

I petching love Keene.

Keene Ward! That guy! In Chat! In Sahova! Love him.

This is Keene.

Today, I felt like checking out his profile. I was disappointed to discover he had no comments. So I left one.

No comments is absolutely unacceptable. I claim this spot for the first comment.

I log on half an hour later to find a comment on my page. Immediately, I suspected Keene. I did not suspect this.

Ah, I've been beaten to the proverbial punch, it would seem.

I can't have a comment from you in good standing without giving you one as well. Let's see... A poem?

Four arms, yes four. Not two or three.
Some might say six? But that can't be.
His height is that, yes. Six, I mean.
Well, six foot three, so it would seem.
He has a scar upon his face,
From where it came, he can't quite place.
A crooked nose, a broken snout,
Makes for a funny looking clout.
He's not handsome, nor's he homely,
Don't leave him be: he'll get lonely.
A knight to be, a squire is he,
Rapier in hand, he'll never flee.

Syliras, yes! The land of lands,
To each new face, extends his hands.
"Do come with me, where knights abound!
I, Aventis, shall keep thee sound."
And with a happy grin he'll say,
"You've made the proper choice this day."

KEENE WARD WROTE ME A TWO STANZA POEM AS A COMMENT.



This made my day.

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[Garland]

Huzzah! That's amazing! You should return the favor

[Aventis]

Some news

So, for those who care to remember, a little bit ago I ran a li'l contest to see what band name my new group would pick. After much convincing (and making the point that the other names they came up with were "Creamy Beaver" and "Ultimatum", which was taken), we have decided. I am in the band Left Hand Forward.

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[Garland]

I liked warden... oh well

[Autumn Wilde]

Yas!

Now it's time for that music video