Aventis/Atticus - The Non-Sequitorial

[Vizayas]

I'll just leave this here as an example of what could have been if Aventis had six arms instead of four.

Secret :

[Garland]

neeeds moar baws

[Aventis]

Merry Christmas, Charlie.

Aventis

[Aventis]

I found googly eye gifs. I'mma stick 'em here.

Aventis

[Autumn Wilde]

Mayo: BLEEGGHEGGHEGEGHBLUUUUURRGGGGHHHULGURGULBLURG

Googly eyes make everything better

[Aventis]

XD

HAPPY NONDENOMINATIONAL HOLIDAY!

That needs to be a Christmas special. "Happy nondenominational holiday, Charlie Brown!"

[Garland]

I'm so full from food... *ded*

[Aventis]

XD

[Aventis]

Aventis' Game Reviews

For those who do not know, I loveloveloveLOVE games. I'm a big XBox gamer and I definitely have my favorites. That is why I will be doing these. I have decided, with the coming of an XBox 1 from my buddy up north (Thanks Nick) comes me being addicted to the devil, and me expressing my excitement through an equally exciting medium. However I will not do a review of the XBox 1 'cause it did me a favor or two. It came with free Assassin's Creed Unity guys. FREE. But! I digress. I am an opinionated individual. I like my games. I'mma review my favorites and least favorites every once in a while. Expect a lot at first, then not so much, then painfully few. 'Cause that is how I do. Anyone remember that themesong contest? Neither do I. But let's get started! My first review will be of a series. One of my personal favorites, so I'll try to be unbiased.

Additional notes: These reviews... MAN will they have spoilers. Big fat spoilers everywhere. All around you. However, I am not advertising anything by doing these. Also. I take requests. Please note that I do not play anything on Steam, the PC, the Wii, Wii U, or (3)DS(i)(lite). XBox only, folks. And XBox 360. And XBox 1. I love my Microsoft. And if I don't have it, I won't review it. I love you guys but I don't love you that much to go get a shiny new game. Commence!


FIRST REVIEW: Mass Effect
QUEUED: Destiny, Assassin's Creed series, Shadow of the Colossus, Portal 2

Aventis

[Garland]

FILTHY CONSOLE PEASANT! *Jumps off cliff *