Aventis/Atticus - The Non-Sequitorial

[Balian Martell]

Oh gods, Gnarly. XD


Edit: No, Autumn... No PS3. Sorry, mate. But I recently got Destiny for both XBox360 AND XBox1, so I can do raids and whatnot once my 'toon is high enough level

YouhaveDestinyonthexboxone!!@#$*_*YPOUHK:HBKLBFGHVGBJHKMLF<C NBGFHJUKDLSIJ(*CHUBJNXIHUBDYCH JNKMIXNJCHBUNJKI

*coughs* Excuse me. My hand slipped. I too have Destiny on the Xbox one. DiosAzteca90 is the GT.

[Aventis]

Moluctor is mine. Be my buddy.

[Aventis]

I did something fun.

So you know that cute kid's book The Very Hungry Caterpillar? You know Google Translate? You know how Google Translate just does not do its job right? Well I put The Very Hungry Caterpillar through a multitude of languages, including Arabic, Irish, Thai, Russian, and Spanish. I will now include the original and the Google Translate version.

Original Story :

In the light of the moon a little egg lay on a leaf.

One Sunday morning the warm sun came up and pop! Out of the egg came a tiny and very hungry caterpillar.

He started to look for some food.

On Monday he ate through one apple. But he was still hungry.

On Tuesday he ate through two pears, but he was still hungry.

On Wednesday he ate through three plums, but he was still hungry

On Thursday he ate through four strawberries, but he was still hungry.

On Friday he ate through five oranges, but he was still hungry.

On Saturday he ate through just so much stuff.

The next day was Sunday again. The caterpillar ate through one nice green leaf, and after that he felt much better.

He built a small house, called a cocoon, around himself. He stayed inside for more than two weeks.

Then he nibbled a hole in the cocoon, pushed his way out ………

He was a beautiful butterfly!

Translated :

In light of the moon a little egg lay on a leaf.

On Sunday morning, the sun was warm and pop! Silkworm eggs small and very hungry.

Start looking for some food

On Monday, ate an apple. But still hungry

On Tuesday, two pears ate. But still hungry

On Wednesday, three plums ate. But still hungry

On Thursday four ate strawberries. But still hungry

On Friday, ate five oranges. But still hungry

Meals to Saturday. But many things

Sunday again ate a worm through a happy green paper, and then felt much better.

He built a small house called cocoon around itself. It is more than two weeks earlier.

Then there is a hole in the nest, pushing his way out .........

It was a beautiful butterfly!

Underwhelming? I bet. BUT! I had an idea. This was a really simple book. So I'll put something else through the same torture... Chat recommended lyrics from Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid. Sure. Let's do it.

Original :

The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea

Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate

Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea

The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow

Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea

Translated :

The seaweed is always greener
Lake in the other
I dreamed of going there.
But this is a big mistake.
Just look at the world around you.
Here the seabed
Such wonderful things surround you.
What else can see or not?

submarine
submarine
best Habibi
Place a damp cloth.
Take it from me
Work at the beach during the day.
Production in the sun, which relentlessly.
Although devotin "
Floatin complete "
submarine

This is all the fish is happy.
Moreover, rolling over the waves.
Fish do not have a happy land.
They cause pain "are in a bowl.
But luck Aquarium
They have a worse fate
One day when the boss hunger.
Guess what, it'll be on the panel.

submarine
submarine
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat
fry
Of those we love to cook.
Under the water off the hook.
We have not found any hassles
World of bubbles
submarine
submarine
Because life is sweet
We beat here
of course
Even the sturgeon in the "beam
Get desire-n-start.
We have the spirit
You hear
submarine

Newt play the flute
Carp play the harp
bassist place
And soundin "acute
bassist copper
Chub play Tub
Fortunately, the Duke Spirit
(Yup)
Ray can play
In accordance with the tendon
Trout Rockin 'not carried out.
Whales sing black
Management and herring.
When they know what is.
And "Hey, is explosive Blowfish

submarine
submarine
when sardines
Restart
This is a song
What happens? Lots of sand.
We bands hot shrimp
Each little clam here.
And you know how to jam here.
submarine
Each little slug here.
Carpet cut "here
submarine
Each little snail here.
And you know how to wail here.
This is why it is hot.
submarine
Now we are lucky here.
Down here in the mud
submarine

I have been SO productive.

Aventis

[Garland]

SUBMARINE!

[Leeson Marillion]

NEW CHARACTERS


Step 1: Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I will RULE this site! As long as I don't have my second character go back to the first city I chose!

Step 2: How different is City 2 from City 1 anyway? Huh? I bet they have the same stuff.

Step 3: ... Yeah I can work with that. Okay. Only need to tweak my concept a little bit...

Step 4: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T MORPH MY HEAD INTO A MONKEY'S EAR FOREVER!?

Step 5: Screw it I'm a bandit

Step 6: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T BE A BANDIT!?

Step 7: Homeless it is.

Step 8: THERE MUST BE LIKE ONE CITY THAT ACCEPTS HOMELESS PEOPLE. *ragexplodes*

Step 9: Okay... I think I can make this work



Step 10: Yeah I'm happy with this.

[Garland]

I'm going to assume the guy above me is Aventis' second Character. Also Sunberth, got there.

[Aventis]

How EVERY drummer should play.

Just... Just watch the drummer. It's worth it.

Aventis

[Aventis]

Just some songs I've been listening to lately. Might to this periodically. Warning: Metal

Cover of Sunshine of Your Love with some nice Latin techniques, but keeps true to the western rock standard pretty well. I love it.



Stream of consciousness song, which, for those who do not know, is just meaningless lyrics. Whatever comes to mind. But I thought "What the hell, let's follow the Latin theme."



And finally a pretty nice cover of 46 and 2 by kids. Freaked out when I saw it. Absolutely love it.

Aventis

[Aventis]

Archailist in Chat, V1

Archailist showed me some pretty pictures.

[Garland]

teh perst juan ish 2 facy 4 meh, plz translatte