My Words | Your Words | My Thoughts
The harsh glares and sharp words of both the squirrel and the armored knight melted away like snow on a crisp spring morning. Iros lifted the spear as though Clemens' weight on the end was little more than a child's grasp, helping him back up to his feet before resetting the pole against his back with similar leather straps attached between the seams of his plate-mail. Archailist had no such luxury; when he stepped back and repeated the motion, the shaft of the pole sunk half an inch into the clay of his back before settling. He was a little too small for a harness and wearing one would just impede his movement even more than it already was with a big pole sticking over one shoulder that was well over the height of the Pycon already. If the squirrel wasn't so tiny, or Iros wasn't stuck on the back of the horse, both of them would have come forward to help Clemens.. but for all the good it did they sat back and waited.
"Doubt you'll get anything, even with traps. Bury them under the snow and you might get lucky, but I wouldn't put all my bets down on it, if I was you." Archailist had some doubts but didn't bother voicing them, since the one animal that he could think of being caught in this season and weather was the one they were hurrying to avoid before darkness set in. Wolves. He shivered at just the thought of them. Big packs searching and hunting down the smallest morsels.. even those that unfortunately took the shape of a squirrel. "It's no problem, any way. We were about to turn that way too." The Akalak was ready to get going sooner rather than later; as soon as the halberd was fixed back up and thanks were given, he turned and snapped the reins to drive in a swift trot.
Arch took a space next to Clemens, mostly because he couldn't really hope to catch up with the horse - only partially because he really wanted to talk with the human.. if he was actually a human. "What? It's true." Completely unaware just how those few choice words had cut deep into the frankly rather ugly man, the squirrel took the moment he bent over as an opportunity to hop up and grapple onto whatever fabric he could find on Clemens' hip to climb up his side and over his shoulder-blade to sit comfortably on the shoulder. A rather comfy place and a perfect way to avoid a long and tedious walk back to Stormhold all in one. "So wait, wait. You came out here without any traps or anything, with the only weapon being this.. halberd?" He gestured back to the long, clunky metal weapon with a short little laugh at the back of his non-existent throat.
"You know that you're never going to hit anything with that thing, right? I mean, I'm sure it's great at some things.. but I don't get why you even bother with it." For some reason, he couldn't see anyone succeeding in taking down a deer with one of them. Perhaps with a spear.. definitely not with an axe.. but some strange mutant combination of the two? Not a chance. Then again, it sort-of fitted the wielder. Both owner and weapon had a weird crooked nose.