Apartments, Maiden District - Winter 11, 514 AV (Morning)
Just breathe. Breathe and ignore it and eventually they'll run out of energy.
Right. Because you haven't chanted that to yourself before...
Wynara the barmaid was an interesting woman. She could gossip better than anyone in their neighbourhood, she cooked, she cleaned. She seemed to have discovered some as yet unknown method method of surviving the day on a minimal amount of sleep. She had also spawned a personal army of tiny creatures, bent on terrorising all they met with their sheer level of tireless energy. They had unusual powers over the residents close to their apartment who, despite the chaos caused, saw them as sweet little things, incapable of causing anything any harm.
Devi seemed to be the only one immune to the spell. It may also be that she was simply lacking in any maternal instinct - the kind that seemed to spill out of the local women in droves. For now she was sticking with the theory that the children really were maniacal little terrors with magical abilities. Nothing else would explain people's absolute blindness when it came to their collective rampaging, or indeed the wide spectrum of physical features sported by Wynara's many offspring. Devi had delivered the youngest four and had their respective fathers pegged from their increasingly anxious demeanours during each of the pregnancies. Wynara's husband remained blissfully ignorant, choosing instead to boast of his great fertility and prowess as a father.
The best thing about it was that Wynara was practically a local hero, famed for her efforts to single-handedly repopulate the entire continent. She had eight children. Eight. Devi felt her loins protesting at the mere thought of it. Unfortunately the blonde twins and their dark-haired (or hearted) older sister seemed to have sensed her distracted state and were eagerly whispering into their red-headed brother's waiting ear. Devi shifted uneasily and turned her attention back to her patient.
"You seem to be coming along nicely Wynara. I'd say you have another season and a half to go. Anything unusual this time around?"
That was the pleasant thing about serial mothers - they knew their own expected symptoms inside out.
"Just the same old aches and pains love. Nothing I haven't lived through for the past decade."
Love. Devi grated at the use of the petname. Wynara didn't understand the meaning of the word and yet she threw it around as casually as she did her affections. Devi pasted an overly cheerful smile on her face before responding, the false happiness somewhat discordant with the screaming children circling the two of them like tribal warriors.
"Wonderful. I'll visit you from time to time just to check the little one's growing as it should."
The barmaid waved her off without so much as a thank you and returned to her day-to-day. Devi still had the cheerful smile glued to her face. She could feel her annoyance bubbling ever closer to the surface. The combination must have started to look quite unnerving because the children that had been partway through emptying the contents of her bag had stopped halfway through the crime, gaping openly at her. She retrieved her belongings and half-ran out into the corridor, her cheeks finally relaxing in relief. Striding firmly away from the apartment, she muttered darkly to herself.
"If I don't see another child in the next ten years it'll be too soon..."