Orin Fenix Food Equals Love
Orin whirled around at the sound of metal hitting flesh. It looked like his warning was just a second too late. Garland had walked headfirst into one of the hanging pans. Orin watched it swing back and forth with one eye, hoping it wouldn’t fall off the rack. However he was mostly focused on Garland. The pan shouldn’t have caused any major injuries but you couldn’t be too careful. ”I’m sorry! I shouldn’t told you sooner, but I completely forgot because I’ve gotten so used to objects hanging from the ceiling that it took me a moment to remember the dangers.” Realizing he hadn’t actually checked on the squire’s status, Orin continued with a hasty, ”You’re alright, right?” The squire seemed unharmed, although he was rubbing his nose.
”Oh! Teach you? I mean, I guess it’s only fair since you were so kind as to help me with my dagger, but I don’t think I’m really cut out to be a teacher.” Orin gulped. ”I mean, I’m not very good at this myself yet, but I guess I could try.” With a wry glance at Remi, Orin continued with an attempt at a joke. ”Maybe I could pass off my many mistakes as yours then.” Remi chuckled, knowing full well that Orin still made many errors. However, she had assured him that everyone messed up when they were just starting off. And she didn’t seem to mind. In fact, she tended to just shake her head an hand him a cloth, a bucket, a broom, or whatever he needed to clean up after himself.
Listening to Garland’s description of his ill-fated experiment with the soup, Orin’s mouthed dropped open. ”What were you doing? And why did you put milk in soup in the first place! Wait, no, don’t tell me, I don’t think I want to know the answer.” Shaking his head, Orin grinned at the squire. Orin had his own share of disastrous results in the kitchen, but he didn’t think he needed to bring those up at this particular moment.
Orin’s excitement grew as Garland mentioned he’d never tasted griddlecakes before. ”Then let’s make griddlecakes! They’re not difficult or fancy, but usually we don’t have time or interest. Most people who get breakfast here want it to go, not to sit down.” Cracking his knuckles Orin began mentally inventorying what he would need. ”I would love your help but I hope you don’t mind if I keep an eye on you. I don’t think either of us wants a repeat of your soup experience. “ Orin walked to the washbasin. Taking up the soap, he cheerfully said ”First things first, getting clean.” When Orin judged his scrubbing was done and dried his hands, he told Garland, ”Stay there, I’ll be right back.”
Walking to the pantry, Orin began taking items off the shelves. It really was a simple recipe, but it was surprisingly tasty all the same. Soon, Orin’s arms were piled full of all the ingredients he would need. It ended up taking multiple trips since he really didn’t want to drop anything. While Remi was lenient, Orin was using these for his personal use, and spills and waste would draw her ire as nothing else. So, while he brought out the wheat flour, the freshly churned butter, the honey pot, the milk, and the bag of salt and the farm fresh eggs, he took extra care to walk slowly and carefully to his destination.
Orin also grabbed two bowls and a few spoons. His last item was the pan that Garland had ran into; Orin felt making Garland’s breakfast in it had a certain amount of humor and perhaps poetic justice attached to it. It had abused Garland, and now Garland and Orin would get to abuse it. Not that the pan had feelings, but Orin hoped Garland would appreciate the gesture.
Turning to Garland, Orin gestured for him to come closer. ”Watch what I’m about to do very carefully.” With that, Orin cracked one of the eggs he’d brought out around the middle at the rim of one. Placing his thumbs in the crack, Orin pushed inwards slightly then pulled outwards towards the two ends of the egg. The egg split in the middle, with a bit of the fluid inside ending up on the tips of Orin’s fingers. He quickly turned the two halves up towards the ceiling. The yolk was in his left hand and the shell in his right held just the egg white. He dumped the white into a bowl. Next, he carefully overturned the half shell holding the yolk until the yolk had moved to the now empty half. He moved slower than usual to make sure Garland followed his actions. He dumped the now yolkless fluid in his left hand into the bowl. This process went on until there was almost no egg white left with the yolk. Orin dumped the yolk into the other bowl then discarded the shells in the trash bucket under the table.
Turning to the squire, Orin smiled. ”Think you can do that with four more eggs? If you can, I’ll move on to making the rest of the batter. Be careful though, it’s easy to crack eggs improperly. Make sure you split in directly in the middle. Don’t pierce the yolk or the egg white will be ruined. Also, try not to get any pieces of shell in the bowls. I can fish them out but I’d rather not.” Orin figured that Garland would be feeling a bit overwhelmed with all the information, and he wanted the squire to be comfortable. While Orin was a bit worried that the squire might mess up, he didn’t let any of that show, knowing his anxiety would infect the squire and probably cause the shorter man to mess up. That’s why Orin had taken out four eggs. If Garland messed up, then they’d have extra eggs to work with. If he didn’t, well, they’d simply make more cakes. Remi would probably eat them, and maybe Rondo would even deign to try them.
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