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47th of Winter, 515.
The frigid air cut deep. No matter how he clung to the tiny square of fabric that was his buttress against the cold, the slightest breeze turned it into a tiny parachute threatening to tug his little clay butt right off Xarex's saddle and into the snow.. which, at its deepest, could easily swallow his entire body with room to spare. Mountains of the stuff stood high on either side of the road, occasionally dotted with armoured knights and squires shovelling the thick white powder off the edges of stone, widening the space for supply wagons and trailers. It seemed like nothing short of lunacy to wear metal plate while moving snow yet, dotting the ranks, they were still there. Like Ser Iros, they'd padded the insides to keep in the heat.. but frost still clung to their breastplates and helmets. He wondered how long they would survive before the frost seized their joints and turned them into statues. It had to happen, even to Ser Iros.
"Archailist! You still back there?!" Another harsh gust of wind cut through them both, making the proud knight's words sound like a ghost's echoes. Snow falling from the sky was sticking to his armour, freezing over the seam of his helmet and making the knight unable to turn his head. Arch took out his Py-Pole and struck the knight's ankle with its tip. "Good. Don't drift too close to the edges of the road and stay close. We'll turn around when we reach the Evantide Outpost." He struck again on the knight's ankle and tried to shout, just when a second wave of wind nearly slapped the air from his non-existent lungs. It was all the clay creature could do to cling to his little dog; his cloak, on the other hand, was lost in a flurry of blinding snow. Somewhere behind a dull thud was followed by a rush of motion - a squire had succumbed to the frost's embrace and lost his footing, tumbling down onto the road and bringing a small landslide of snow with him. "What was that?"
"We're not going to make it that far! This weather is terrible, the snow is far too heavy and even if we do get it that far by ourselves, there's no guarantee that when we turn around, this heavy snowfall won't have covered up our tracks again!" he roared. He understood that trading routes were important but their food stocks surely couldn't be in enough jeopardy to license such suicide. Iros, ever the lunatic, was adamant. The ice had frozen his nerves as well as his armour. Or maybe there was a little too much snow being packed between his ears.
"Stop being such a crybaby. Sera Urisu told us to monitor the roads; therefore, we monitor!" The Akalak pushed on, testing the limits of both himself, his horse and more importantly his squire. Little did he know, they'd just passed the last of the knights working on the snow-clearing. It barely took two chimes before their way was blocked by a mountain of snow that Ser Iros' horse would have an issue jumping over. "Petching.. shyking.. shyke." The urge to climb up the knight-sicle and give him a slap on his frozen face was overwhelming.
"Yeah, that's just great. Thank you, thank you sooooo much." His voice was practically dripping with sarcasm and thinly-veiled mirth. "I told you, we're not going out there. Neither is anyone else. If there's anyone out there that's trying to brave this kinda weather, they deserve to die." He didn't mean it, but in a way, he did. The cold and the snow was relentless as it pounded them both. Visibility out here, on the open road with no shelter to stem the flow of frozen air, was closing in on absolutely useless. Neither of them had prepared for this on the way out. Nobody had. "Now let's turn around."
"Shut up!" Arch wasn't listening. He'd already turned back around. Only a firm thump that could only be the sound of Iros dismounting his steed stopped the Pycon from riding straight back to the castle before he froze to death. "... while I'm... stay... you dare move! Now... petching..." he heard through heavy bursts of wind as he ran off over a small ledge of snow, out into the freezing wasteland between the road and what remained of the Bronze Woods. Iros had a damn death wish. The Akalak had jumped from his horse and was busy traipsing through the powder snow. The consistency of the snow, combined with his immense weight and heavy armour, meant he sank straight down to his thighs. He was shouting something over his shoulder, but Archailist couldn't pick out more than little snippets as the wind howled. It seemed the stupidity of Ser Iros really knew no bounds.