10th of Winter
While Dhani as a general whole disliked crowds, particularly young ones with no option to go incognito, free food was a promise that could not be ignored. The other partiers attending the Winter Blaze might have wished it could when the sight of a gigantic serpentine creature forced to duck hanging decorations cutting through the throng like a snow plow caused them to spill their drinks.
Truthfully, Ssenislin had never been to a human party; the ones in Kenash tended to be of a more discriminating sort, and someone of his stature and character always got snubbed, but so far he was loving the looks of shock and horror thrown his way and the occasional shriek as a distracted party-goer nearly got trampled. The attention was lovely and brought a gleeful grin to the Dhani's face, but that wasn't what he'd come for. No, he came for vittles. The alcohol came in infuriatingly tiny glasses that broke every time he tried to pick them up with his fat fingers, and after about a chime of hunching over the table and five broken glasses he turned away with a reptilian snarl and slithered off in search of something less finicky.
A table full of meats and olives on toothpicks seemed promising, but when Ssenislin tried to throw back a plateful of the things the wood caught in his throat and nearly choked him until he managed to hack them out, though not before inadvertently smashing a hole in the table in his thrashing. "What infernal creationss are thessse?!" the Dhani demanded furiously of the table, waving dismissively before anyone could answer and leaving the evil Dhani-killer meats, fuming. What was the good of free food if he couldn't eat it? Human parties were the worst! Ssenislin had half a mind to trash the place and retire to a nice lagoon when he saw something beautiful.
Sausages. An array of adorable little sausages, blissfully devoid of sharp things jammed into them for no sensible reason. As if pulled along by an invisible rope made of pillows, the Dhani slithered to them, paying no need to the old lady he bumped a good four feet with his ample belly as he came to a stop in front of them, picking up a plate and holding it up to his eye level. So far, so innocent. With a quick motion, the Dhani flipped them into his mouth.
Yes. The delightful things, though marred slightly by being cooked, went down smooth and had a lovely warmth and body to them. In a matter of ticks three more plates were stuffed down Ssenislin's gullet, but the portions were far too small! This was unacceptable. After throwing back a couple more platefuls the Dhani took hold of either side of the table and with some effort tipped the entire thing forward, reveling in the river of meat flowing into his maw as plates and bowls of punch shattered on the ground around him. Human parties were the greatest!