by Ariel on December 31st, 2010, 7:33 pm
A deep laugh echoed forth from the lips of the obnoxious, and giant human warrior that now stood before Ariel. His response came quickly, as though he needn't think about his words. "Not all of you are thieves? Bahaha! That is like saying that not all warriors can defend themselves! That is like saying that not all priests believe in the Gods! That is like saying that not all swords have a hilt! All of you clay people! Every last one of you are thieves!" The man was red in the face, spit flying out of his mouth, and landing all around her, mainly on blades of grass, dripping off the sides and down the stalks, giving the appearance of the morning dew, or having just rained. His sword was still pointed at her, but it was quivering wildly. What an incompetent, and ill-learned man, Ariel thought, as she looked up at him. So naive, can't even see true logic she thought, as she rustled her clay wings slightly.
Not to mention... not all of his supposed logic made sense... after all, not all warriors were good, or entirely capable of defending themselves. What about if they were injured? Or had broken their weapon? Were asleep and ill-prepared, incapable of producing a weapon and defending themselves? What if their weapon had been knocked away, or they had been killed in battle, could they defend themselves then? she wondered, wanting to scream at the illogical and red-faced warrior, but biting her tongue.
And weren't unfinished or broken swords sometimes found without a hilt. And she knew for a fact that no one in her family had ever stolen anything. Certainly, this man was just plain dumb, and entirely out of his mind.
"You make settlements in the caves beneath the Grasses that rightfully belong to the Drykas, and in the night, when they sleep, resting to gather strength to face the dangers the Grasses throw at them when the sun rises, you steal their weapons and their belongings, every last one of them, and retreat back into the caves like the spineless cowards you are! You set traps, for you know that you are too small and pathetic to face a true, righteous, good-hearted warrior in combat! You're all spineless, fear-filled cowards, thieves, that deserve to be no where else, other than within Dira's cold grasp!" the man's voice was overcome with rage. Ariel was getting annoyed, would he shut up already? she wondered, stifling a laugh as his entire body shook, and he attempted to catch his breath. She supposed yelling really did take a lot out of a person... not... how pathetic she thought as she wished she could roll her eyes at the man's histrionic and generally ridiculous nature.
Once again, Ariel had never seen or heard of another pycon in the area. And her people weren't spineless, they fought how they fought because they were so much smaller than others. They had to find a way to use their height, or lack thereof, their cunning, in order to keep them alive, especially in combat, otherwise, someone would step on them, and that would be the end of that.
The red pigmentation in Ariel's cheeks started to glow. She was starting to get really angry, and she balled her hands into fists. If anything, this man was a coward, spineless. After all, he was towering over her, and pointing a quivering blade in her general direction. If he wanted a true fight, he wouldn't be bullying someone like her. He'd be out picking a fight with someone his own size. After all, a TRUE fight, a FAIR fight, took place between two equally-skilled and matched people; and while Ariel had no doubt in her mind that she was far intellectually superior to this so-called warrior drykas, she was also reasonable enough to know that he could easily squash her in a physical battle as opposed to an intellectual one.
The two stood in the grass, staring each other down for quite some time, and then suddenly, he moved, his sword coming to rest more to the side, his body beginning to bend at the waist. Ariel didn't have any time to react. He had reached his hand out and grabbed her, holding his entire body in his hand, only her head exposed, sticking out between the warrior's thumb and index finger. The man smiled perversely, like it was difficult for a giant to capture a three-inch clay woman. Ariel stifled another laugh, how pathetic, she thought, look how proud he is, at having accomplished such a simple task. It wasn't like she had run, or even put up a fight.
Ariel tuned into his aura again for a moment, which was now a swirly mixture of both bright red and a bright yellow. Happiness mixed with anger, she thought, she had been right. This warrior truly was a bully, and a rather pathetic one at that, no real warrior, no honorable one, would ever pick on someone who hadn't done anything to them, and certainly not a child, someone who was only a fraction of their age, and less than half of their height. An unarmed, defenseless, person.
When the man spoke again, he was holding her close to her face, his green eyes glaring. "Tell me now, clay-woman, why should I spare your life, when you are nothing more than a thief, like the rest of your people? Why should I let you wander and, perhaps, if fortune smiles upon you, find the Wandering City, where you can steal from the inhabitants to your hearts desire? Why should I not end you now?"
The scars that ran under his eye, became even noticeable from where Ariel stood, trapped in this man's grip. He had seen combat before, and gotten his butt kicked too, she thought to herself, again, laughing inwardly.
"Well Mr. Warrior," Ariel began, "have you ever actually seen me, personally, take anything from you or your people?" Ariel paused. "Do I look like I actually have anything on my person other than my small bag of clay and personal effects? Does it appear to you that I may have stolen something, anything at all?" Ariel paused again, giving the man a little kick with her leg. It probably didn't feel like anything because she could barely move it. "I should think not," she said, "for I have stolen nothing, and since you have seen nothing, since there was nothing to see to begin with, I would greatly appreciate it if you would set me back down so that I may be on my merry way."
There was a pause. "After all, I am only one pycon, I couldn't carry much of anything on my own anyway..." she said, turning her head from left to right, as if daring him to pick another pycon out of the grass. She knew, for a fact, that she was the only one around, having glanced around the area, looking for signs of life, the subtle wave or bend of the grass, an aura off in the distance that signified the life of another living creature, but she found nothing other than the occasional bug or mouse.
Ariel continued, "not only that, but I have no use for your people's food, being that pycons ingest only clay, and I have no use for your weapons, which are too large and heavy for my people to wield, or your prized horses, which are far too large for us to successfully ride upon."
Ariel hoped that her words would be enough to satisfy him, "so once again, I ask that you please let me go, and we may pretend that this little... meeting... never happened."