Very Important Chat Quotes!

by **Gromhir** on March 2nd, 2010, 6:14 pm

(18:13:14) Gromhir drops a pin.
(18:13:22) Gromhir can hear the pin.
(18:13:48) Gromhir wonders if the old man can hear the pin.
(18:13:48) Zefiel is sorry, but has been rather busy with his bucket and the porcelain throne.
(18:14:01) Vanator: Huh?
(18:14:04) Vanator: what?
(18:14:10) Vanator:

(19:46:17) Gromhir: Yay it's the punching ba-.... Old ma-...... MIKE!
(19:46:38) Vanator: shakes his cane menacingly at Grom

by **Kamalia Timandre** on March 5th, 2010, 5:55 pm

(01:52:48) Gromhir: oh jen I posted in all things leather

(01:52:54) Gromhir hides
(01:52:59) Kavala: Getting a leash for Kam?
(01:53:00) Marishka_Timandre: Hi Malia.
(01:53:01) Hex: when's yours jen?
(01:53:06) Kavala: or to wear for Kam?
(01:53:07) Kamalia_Timandre: HAHAHA
(01:53:17) Gromhir facepaws
(01:53:18) Hex: rawr
(01:53:20) Kavala: GP and I both have September birthdays.
(01:53:22) Kamalia_Timandre: Gromhir, you sly dog, you!
(01:53:33) Kavala: Honey, does this collar make my neck look fat?

by **Gromhir** on March 5th, 2010, 6:49 pm

..........

so not funny

(18:44:25) Gromhir drops a pin.
(18:46:33) Kamalia_Timandre hears the pins drop.
(18:46:41) Kamalia_Timandre: *pin drop
(18:46:48) Gromhir wonders if mike....
(18:46:51) Gromhir: DAMN IT!!!
(18:46:58) Gromhir: where's the old man?
(18:48:30) Perildan_Glintwood: Mayhaps he needed to procure a new walkin' stick with which to defend himself from young whippersnappers.

by **Trista** on March 8th, 2010, 1:40 am

(20:34:25) Trista: Taloba needs a sign outside it
(20:34:32) Trista: "Your PC WILL die."
(20:34:35) Trista: "Seriously."
(20:35:04) Cayenne: The Myrians have left signs all throughout the jungle. Nothing is like a random skull on a spike.
(20:35:28) Jaeden_Kincade: Nah, a billboard would be more appropriate, like any town.
(20:35:42) Trista: "If you lived here, you wouldn't be dead by now."
(20:35:47) Cayenne: Sure, we could do some murals of bloody feasts.
(20:36:11) Jaeden_Kincade: "Talbola: Taking care of Population Control with Extreme Prejudice!"
(20:36:32) Trista: "Taloba: Don't call us, we'll kill you."
(20:36:38) Cayenne: *Snickers*
(20:36:45) Cayenne: And don't forget there's Zinrah.
(20:36:50) Cayenne: If the Myrians don't get you, the snakes might.
(20:36:52) Siiri: it's more like "Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot AGAIN"
(20:37:00) Cayenne: And consumed alive.
(20:37:17) Trista: "Taloba: The people here will steal your heart."
(20:37:21) Trista: "No, for real."
(20:37:42) Jaeden_Kincade: "Taloba: Traveling Salesmen and Jehovahs Witness' will be killed on sight."
(20:38:30) Cayenne: There was this one dude who was pitching an idea to me about making a monk of Sylir going to Taloba to try to turn the Myrians from their sinful ways.
(20:38:31) Trista: "Taloba: We love visitors! They taste like chicken!"
(20:38:57) Cayenne: I responded to his PM with a "Really? Come on over! Boiled alive or roasted?"
(20:39:06) Cayenne: He never responded and never posted a CS.

by **Hunter** on March 11th, 2010, 11:24 pm

(18:18:49) Hunter: "Gnosis marks can be forcefully branded upon the individuals, unwillingly" - Lore... I'm gonna make the obvious guess that this doesn't apply to negative marks? Can't hurt to think happy thoughts!
(18:19:41) Jilitse: applying gnosis needs a physical appearance of the god right?
(18:19:45) Jilitse: maybe you can run!
(18:19:49) Jilitse: *run*
(18:19:59) Hunter: lol
(18:20:06) Hunter: I think gods may be faster
(18:20:53) Cayenne: It does require the god in question to show up.
(18:21:02) Cayenne: afk. Dinner.
(18:21:10) Jilitse: maybe ride a horse?
(18:21:33) Tarot: why don't you anger a horse and find out if they can give you a neg mark against your will?
(18:21:38) Tarot: erm, a god
(18:22:52) Jilitse: anger a horse and it will give you a cursed gnosis marked called horseshoe

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Yes... The dreaded horseshoe shaped Gnosis... BEWARE!

by **Charon** on March 14th, 2010, 5:00 am

Per the request of several people in chat tonight:

(22:40:14) Charon: Here's a joke suited for chat this evening... One afternoon a a horse and a chicken who lived on a farm together were running around, enjoying the afternoon sun and playing tag together. The chicken was "it" and was chasing the horse around on the fields when suddenly the horse disappeared. He ended up falling into a huge mud hole. The chicken ran up, paused for a moment and finally said, "ok horse, hold on and I'll get you out." He returned moments later with the farmers car, a Mercedes, and a length of rope. The chicken tossed the rope to the horse and yelled "just grab and hold on" before stepping on the gas and pulling the horse out to safety. "Thanks chicken, i owe you," the horse said... A few weeks later the horse and chicken were playing tag again but this time the horse was "it" and was chasing the chicken. They were running and running and suddenly the chicken fell out of sight and ended up in a large mud hole in the middle of a field. The chicken yelled, "horse, quick, get the farmers car and some rope, I
(22:40:45) Charon: I'm sinking fast!" The horse stood there looking at the chicken and didn't move. "No... I have a better idea." He moved to straddle the hole and stood over the chicken and said, "just grab and hold on." Chicken shrugged, looked up, and grabbed. The horse pulled him to safety and the chicken said, "Horse, thank you so much you saved my life."... the moral of the story is simply this: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
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The joke was VERY suited for the chat topics of the evening... It was spurred by comments such as the following:

(22:29:27) Seamus_Okibbon: um, i dunno. what does jae like to do
(22:29:50) Cayenne: Pick up chicks.
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(22:44:50) Zefiel: And all this because Asim showed his junk to Raiha...
(22:45:22) Satu: Wha? he did?
(22:45:27) Satu: we can do that here?

by **Aselia Timandre** on March 14th, 2010, 4:36 pm

(17:19:54) Jilitse: hey Alice, Cos is thinking about picking flowers in sahova
(17:20:17) Jilitse: which is great, only the one and only indicated flower that can be picked was POISONOUS. haha.
(17:20:22) Jilitse: not that it matters to nuits
(17:20:33) Alice: hehe, quite an extraordinary idea XD
(17:23:41) ChatBot: Cosette_Merryweather logs into the Chat.
(17:24:29) Jilitse: there!
(17:24:37) Cosette_Merryweather: Hi
(17:24:41) Alice: hi Cosette ^^
(17:25:17) Cosette_Merryweather: Hi
(17:25:51) Cosette_Merryweather: I could try something else
(17:26:16) Cosette_Merryweather: maybe paint the walls of sahova pink and white
(17:27:08) Alice: haha
(17:27:10) Hunter: lol
(17:27:28) Cosette_Merryweather: No, I'm serious. Very serious. Its something Cosette would do with free time in her hands.
(17:27:32) Alice: and Malia stands there and is like 'what the heck, that doesn't make any sense'
(17:27:59) Kamalia_Timandre: Why pink and white?
(17:28:02) Kamalia_Timandre: You should color it yellow!
(17:28:34) Kamalia_Timandre: Nuit need more joy and happiness and sunflowers.
(17:28:40) Cosette_Merryweather: Hell no. Noy ABnoy color
(17:28:51) Jilitse: We have oleanders!
(17:29:13) Cosette_Merryweather: I think I'll just paint the citadel pink, nobody will mind
(17:29:20) Alice: red because our blood is boringly white XD
(17:29:34) Cosette_Merryweather: It has to be Cosette's favorite color
(17:29:35) Jilitse: Patrol golems would be fast to report you to qiao
(17:29:45) Cosette_Merryweather: wait, brilliant idea
(17:29:52) Cosette_Merryweather: I will paint the patrol golems
(17:30:11) Alice: hehe
(17:30:13) Cosette_Merryweather: we can name them the rainbow patrol

(17:30:36) Alice: age of the undead aquarius

(17:32:15) Kamalia_Timandre: Qiao: No no no no!!!! XDDDDD
(17:32:43) Jilitse: I think it will be more like
(17:33:04) Hunter: Or Klane when he gets his mark, can come along and make the Golems look like they are painted
(17:33:07) Jilitse: Aelobius: *open portal* let's see you paint the void pink

by **Gossamer** on March 31st, 2010, 7:12 am

(23:59:10) Alistair_deGrey: Sel, I don't care about a couple misspellings
(23:59:29) Alistair_deGrey: But when you notice a lot of them, it shows that they a) use IE, which is in itself unforgiveable
(23:59:33) Alistair_deGrey: or b) don't care.

Occasionally Alistair makes me laugh. Sometimes he says stuff I really agree with. This is the rare occasion that I'm both laughing and agreeing.

by **Asim** on April 4th, 2010, 2:39 am

(22:32:18) ChatBot: Laeraix_Cerys rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(22:32:21) ChatBot: Alistair_deGrey rolls 1d20 and gets 1.
(22:32:21) Laeraix_Cerys: NOOOO
(22:32:24) Alistair_deGrey: ....
(22:32:26) Alistair_deGrey explodes
(22:32:28) ChatBot: Asim rolls 1d20 and gets 1.
(22:32:33) Laeraix_Cerys dies.
(22:32:33) Alistair_deGrey: Lol xDDDD
(22:32:35) Asim implodes

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Yep. We fail good and proper in chat.

by **Zefiel** on April 4th, 2010, 5:42 pm

(12:04:17) Alistair_deGrey: In related news, I found a pic of Zef
(12:04:22) Alistair_deGrey:

(12:04:30) Cayenne: XD
(12:05:07) Zefiel: I'm keeping that picture, Ali. ^.^
(12:05:56) Alistair_deGrey: Nice xD
(12:06:21) Alistair_deGrey: Alright Gents
(12:06:26) Cayenne: Somewhere, that will be an excellent picture of someone who got frosted by a Reimancer.
(12:06:31) Alistair_deGrey: I must go on a food quest
(12:06:41) Alistair_deGrey: That is a good idea!
(12:06:41) Cayenne decides to let the 'gents' slide. What with the brass set.
(12:06:56) Alistair_deGrey: Ladies and Gents
(12:07:01) Alistair_deGrey forgot about Cay and Zef
(12:07:07) Cayenne: *SWATS*
(12:07:11) Zefiel: "In the year 600!! In the year 600!"
Some dumb idiot made a Reimancer mad, and was frosted.
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From Conan's show, where they do "In the Year 2000!"