Very Important Chat Quotes!

[Kamalia Timandre]

(17:28:49) Gromhir sniffs
(17:28:52) Gromhir: smells old in ehre
(17:29:12) Kamalia_Timandre:
(17:29:28) Vanator: well, well, well....Grom...whats up!
(17:29:40) Gromhir: clouds
(17:29:42) Gromhir: birds
(17:29:50) Vanator: my blood pressure?
(17:29:56) Kamalia_Timandre: Hahahahahahahahahahaahah
(17:30:01) Kamalia_Timandre: I think I need to quote this.

A few minutes later...

(17:35:29) ChatBot: Hex logs into the Chat.
(17:36:22) Kamalia_Timandre hugs Sexy Hexy.
(17:36:35) Hex: hi
(17:36:40) Kamalia_Timandre: Haroo.
(17:36:56) Hex: whats up
(17:36:59) Gromhir: HAI GAI!!!
(17:37:05) Gromhir: Mike's blood pressure
(17:37:07) Hex: !!!
(17:39:16) Kamalia_Timandre: HAHAHA!

[Gromhir]

(20:10:29) Alistair_deGrey: Wait a minute o.o
(20:11:16) Vanator: oh...we're waiting
(20:11:25) Alistair_deGrey: No
(20:11:29) Gromhir: that's a minute



That was pure skill.... no luck involved >>

[Hex]

I was DYING with laughter over this conversation with some new players. oh god. just.. just read through it, it's incredibly funny.

(18:27:36) ChatBot: Rp_Legacy logs into the Chat.
(18:27:48) Alistair_deGrey: X
(18:27:57) Rp_Legacy: anyone here, i am new
(18:28:11) Alistair_deGrey: Hello.
(18:28:11) Aneira_Haimati: Hi all!
(18:28:24) Rp_Legacy: Whats up
(18:29:05) Rp_Legacy: where are alll of you, you arent posting
(18:29:17) Hex: bahahaah
(18:29:25) Alistair_deGrey: Welcome to Mizahar
(18:29:28) Aneira_Haimati: Sorry, sometimes chat gets quiet. Welcome to Miz.
(18:29:36) Hex: rp legacy?? hahaha
(18:29:36) Alistair_deGrey: Err
(18:29:42) Hex: who was rp mastermind???
(18:29:47) Hex: that is a funny one
(18:29:50) Samael: Hi, hi, sorry! Having an IM conversation.
(18:30:21) Hex: and how do you know no one is posting? lol
(18:30:26) Alistair_deGrey: (whispers) Oh god save me, *hides behind Hex*
(18:30:36) Hex: (whispers to Alistair_deGrey) i am cracking up laughing
(18:30:43) Hex: (whispers to Alistair_deGrey) rp mastermind LOLOLOLOL
(18:31:02) Hex: (whispers to Alistair_deGrey) the names get better and better
(18:32:20) Hex: (whispers to Alistair_deGrey) lets hope hes' instantly offended and leaves
(18:32:44) ChatBot: Dyrdas logs into the Chat.
(18:32:47) Aneira_Haimati: Pff.
(18:32:52) Aneira_Haimati: Hello Dyrdas.
(18:33:13) Dyrdas: Hey.
(18:33:15) Rpmastermind: hi
(18:33:24) Rp_Legacy: anyone else here
(18:33:30) Alistair_deGrey: X
(18:33:32) Alistair_deGrey: test
(18:33:33) Hex: hey rpmastermind are you and rp legacy friends?
(18:33:38) Aneira_Haimati: Quite a few of us are here.
(18:33:41) Rp_Legacy: yes
(18:33:42) Rpmastermind: yes
(18:33:47) Hex: same person?
(18:33:53) Alistair_deGrey: (whispers) Indeed
(18:33:55) Rpmastermind: no
(18:34:01) Rp_Legacy: no, just friends so mind your business
(18:34:06) Hex: just a tip, your account needs to be the same name as your player character's name
(18:34:10) Dyrdas: I like how they synchronize.
(18:34:12) Hex: hahahahahahahah
(18:34:14) Rp_Legacy: jk lol
(18:34:18) Hex: thats why i assumed they were the same person
(18:34:20) Aneira_Haimati: Oh, be nice, Legacy.
(18:34:29) Rp_Legacy: okay, why
(18:34:34) Hex: its ok aneira, i'm not terribly nice myself
(18:34:36) Aneira_Haimati: We are nosy people here in Chat.
(18:34:38) Aneira_Haimati:
(18:34:40) Alistair_deGrey: (whispers) Indeed.
(18:34:50) Aneira_Haimati: I think you are cute, Hex.
(18:34:56) Rp_Legacy: I just feel like arguing
(18:35:06) Rpmastermind: i guess i am mastermind
(18:35:07) Rp_Legacy: ugh online relationships
(18:35:09) Hex: i don't like people who argue for the hell of it
(18:35:18) Hex: immature
(18:35:32) Hex: thanks aneira
(18:35:34) Rpmastermind: I am the nice one
(18:35:38) Rpmastermind: he is not
(18:35:39) Rp_Legacy: thank you i am glad to be, so shut up and stay on that side of the computer
(18:35:45) Rp_Legacy: i know
(18:35:49) Aneira_Haimati: And fiesty.
(18:35:53) Aneira_Haimati: Feisty.
(18:35:55) Rp_Legacy: I know\
(18:36:11) Hex: gotta understand aneira, i'm the chat guard dog
(18:36:18) Hex: i will drive bozos out
(18:36:25) Rp_Legacy: I will put you in your collar
(18:36:27) Aneira_Haimati: Someone's gotta.
(18:36:36) Hex: yea someone's gotta get rid of the annoying idiots
(18:36:42) Aneira_Haimati: Feisty is a good thing.
(18:36:49) Rpmastermind: me?
(18:36:50) Rp_Legacy: Like who?
(18:36:51) Hex: or eventually they get ignored cuz i get tired of trying
(18:37:01) Hex: we've had a few assholes come in here
(18:37:10) Rp_Legacy: like who
(18:37:12) Hex: all i'll say is that they have not returned
(18:37:15) Dyrdas: Share us a story, hex?
(18:37:20) Aneira_Haimati: Probably.
(18:37:30) Hex: nope, they're old history now, miz is better off without them
(18:37:37) Rp_Legacy: anyone here watch bleach or watch naruto
(18:37:53) Hex: (whispers to Alistair_deGrey) AHHHHHHHHHHH MORE NARUTO PEOPLE AHHHHHHHHH RUN
(18:37:56) Aneira_Haimati: Why are you the RP Legacy?
(18:37:59) Dyrdas: Nope.
(18:38:10) Hex: beware encouraging 'it
(18:38:16) Rp_Legacy: what you mean by that
(18:38:36) Aneira_Haimati: It's difficult. I should just be quiet instead.
(18:38:45) Dyrdas facepalms.
(18:38:48) Hex: i totally understand
(18:38:51) Rp_Legacy: yes you should
(18:38:54) Hex: i am tempted.. myself
(18:39:12) Hex: but don't poke a komodo dragon...
(18:39:15) Rp_Legacy: on what
(18:39:24) Rpmastermind: first day and no one likes him
(18:39:25) Dyrdas: Eh?
(18:39:34) Rp_Legacy: who
(18:39:35) Hex: well look at the first things he said
(18:39:45) Hex: you legacy we are speaking about you
(18:39:47) Rpmastermind: lol yeah
(18:39:48) Rp_Legacy: i hope
(18:39:57) Hex: he was a big fat dick hole upon getting in here
(18:40:02) Aneira_Haimati: You won't have a second day with that kind of mouth, really.
(18:40:04) Hex: obviously an attention whore
(18:40:06) Rp_Legacy: ugh
(18:40:10) Dyrdas: Haha, ewww.
(18:40:20) Rp_Legacy: Who the hell are you talking to
(18:40:22) Dyrdas: It's the truth, though.
(18:40:32) Hex: obviously slow too
(18:40:36) Rpmastermind: and here we go
(18:40:37) Rp_Legacy: Get that vagina hair out of your ears
(18:40:49) Dyrdas: Ban time?
(18:40:52) Aneira_Haimati: Lol.
(18:40:52) Hex: rofl!!!!!!!!!!!
(18:40:57) Rp_Legacy: Put down that dildo and go on the computer
(18:41:01) Hex: ok that made me laugh out loud thats huge
(18:41:19) Samael: WTF happened while I was away?
(18:41:25) Aneira_Haimati: I didn't get that last one, though.
(18:41:31) Rp_Legacy: I ran away with the dog
(18:41:32) Hex: lol aneria
(18:41:32) Rpmastermind: crazy stuff
(18:41:40) Dyrdas: Couple random guys came in, ones an asshole.
(18:41:46) Samael: Oh.
(18:41:50) Rp_Legacy: who, your daddy
(18:41:54) Hex: one likes to talk about vaginas, ears, and dildos
(18:41:55) Aneira_Haimati: Omg, Dyrdas.. are you new too?
(18:41:55) Rp_Legacy: or your other one
(18:41:57) Dyrdas: Aha.
(18:41:58) Hex: see?
(18:42:03) Rp_Legacy: you only have those two who made you
(18:42:06) Hex: no dyrdas is cool
(18:42:10) Dyrdas: Aneira, kinda.
(18:42:15) Hex: and mastermind is ok too, he hasn't tarnished his reputation instantly
(18:42:18) Aneira_Haimati: I know, that's why I'm asking.
(18:42:24) Hex: although that remains to be seen
(18:42:39) Dyrdas: Let's watch.
(18:42:42) Aneira_Haimati: It looked like Dyrdas, a cool new guy, walked in and joined our side against the idiot.
(18:42:48) Hex: i am laughing SO hard right now
(18:42:50) Rpmastermind: *cough* she *cough*
(18:42:55) Aneira_Haimati: She.
(18:42:56) Rp_Legacy: who is the idiot
(18:42:58) Aneira_Haimati: Wait.
(18:43:07) Hex: wow, antagonistic or what
(18:43:19) Rpmastermind: I am she
(18:43:22) Aneira_Haimati: If you don't know who the idiot is..
(18:43:27) Aneira_Haimati: Chances are, it's you.
(18:43:31) Rp_Legacy: no, so telll me
(18:43:32) Hex: everytime you type something legacy, it is in complete asshole tone. i can tell you right now you will not last a week here in miz
(18:43:37) Dyrdas: Haha.
(18:43:44) Rp_Legacy: Well, i thought it was your dick
(18:43:48) Hex: LMAOOO aneira
(18:43:52) Rp_Legacy: oops, i am sorry, your vagina
(18:43:54) Hex: you are so hilarious
(18:43:55) Rp_Legacy: or your breast
(18:43:56) Dyrdas: Hex: I'm betting they wont last the hour. *** HE LASTED 20 MIN THAT IS ONE HELL OF A RECORD!
(18:44:10) Aneira_Haimati: Lol, thanks.
(18:44:13) Hex: why not name every female and male body part legacy
(18:44:41) Aneira_Haimati: We've heard it all in here.
(18:44:44) Rp_Legacy: i dont know, it would be stupid like your face
(18:44:53) Tarot: just out of curiosity, Rp_legacy, are you trying to find out how quickly you can get banned?
(18:45:06) Dyrdas: Oh, goody, a face joke!
(18:45:14) Hex: see how this can happen a few ways; a) we provoke legacy to the point of getting banned, or b) ignore him and cause him extreme agony
(18:45:15) Rpmastermind: ty dyrdas for including me
(18:45:19) Rp_Legacy: yes i am
(18:45:29) Hex: omg plsssss ban him
(18:45:31) Aneira_Haimati: Stupid like Hex's face and idiotic like her vagina. Mmkay.
(18:45:45) Hex: and i have vagina hairs in my ears
(18:45:47) Dyrdas: Make a show of it, Tarot.
(18:46:01) Hex: i am crying with laughter
(18:46:06) Aneira_Haimati: Me too.
(18:46:14) Samael: Lord.
(18:46:33) Hex: he just may set the record for fastest banning ever
(18:46:48) Dyrdas: We should write this down... "Shortest, most annoying membership ever."
(18:46:59) Aneira_Haimati: That should be your new line, really.
(18:47:02) Rp_Legacy: i know
(18:47:14) Hex: this whole conversation needs to go up on important chat quotes
(18:47:22) Aneira_Haimati: Hex of the Vagina-Haired Ears
(18:47:25) Hex: it is priceless
(18:47:32) Rpmastermind: yes it does
(18:47:33) Hex: with a dildo
(18:47:36) Hex: somewhere in the mix
(18:47:37) Dyrdas: Amusing, indeed.
(18:48:08) Hex: legacy will feel a boost of pride knowing his doings are going up for the public to see
(18:48:13) Aneira_Haimati: Love it.
(18:48:15) Dyrdas: Don't forget the "idiotic Dick/Vagina" line.
(18:48:17) ChatBot: Rp_Legacy has been logged out (Kicked).
(18:48:18) Rpmastermind: mostly because i am said not to be one of the people to last an hour
(18:48:23) Hex: its ALLLL going in there
(18:48:35) Dyrdas: Yay.
(18:48:37) Hex: how you act will determine if you stay mastermind
(18:48:43) Dyrdas: I want my copy in hardcover.
(18:48:50) Hex: if you're a dick like that guy yes you'l be banned, if you're nice and awesome then you're welcome here

[Hex]

(23:59:53) Alistair_deGrey: I tried to make Ha'na blush xD
(00:00:07) Alistair_deGrey: It doesn't seem to take much, Alistair wasn't even flirting with her before.
(00:00:23) Alistair_deGrey facepalms
(00:00:43) Alistair_deGrey: Crap, this might add seduction to my skill list
(00:00:52) Pua: Alistair? flirting? but I didn't see anything in the papers about hell freezing over
(00:00:56) Alistair_deGrey: "Gadgeteering, Mathematics, Drawing, Seduction."
(00:00:59) Alistair_deGrey: Yeah dude
(00:01:07) Alistair_deGrey: I don't even know how it happened.
(00:01:10) Jaeden_Kincade: Hana blushes with Ali's flirting?
(00:01:19) Alistair_deGrey: Jaeden, I wasn't even flirting xD
(00:01:35) Jaeden_Kincade: She should likely encounter some others then before meeting Jaeden. He might make her head explode.
(00:01:35) Alistair_deGrey: Anyway
(00:01:45) Hex: its ok itll just stay at 1pt seduction
(00:01:56) Alistair_deGrey: Yeah lol
(00:02:03) Alistair_deGrey: Thousands of 1pt skills xD
(00:02:08) Hex: they'll be like oh he has some moves.. ahh nevermind, hes just a sex noob
(00:02:11) Hana: No! I don't know what's up with it either! Ha'na is not supposed to be a flirt.
(00:02:16) Hex: *shakes fist*
(00:02:20) Alistair_deGrey: Lol
(00:02:30) Alistair_deGrey: 1pt is better than average
(00:02:39) Alistair_deGrey: Most peeps don't have any seduction.
(00:02:43) Jaeden_Kincade: Hexxy and I got 2 pts seduction for our thread. It might have been 5 each if both of us hadn't been so horny.
(00:02:53) Alistair_deGrey: xD
(00:03:11) Charon: The seduction didn't take very long
(00:03:11) Hex: wow yea.. all that time i spent.. afterwards, i could have been writing out sexy storyline
(00:03:13) Pua: the hornyness has done you in
(00:03:38) Hex: yea thats true, i demand a skill change from seduction to flexibility and stamina in bed
(00:03:44) Hex: or sex skill
(00:03:44) Alistair_deGrey: xD
(00:03:56) Alistair_deGrey: Lore: Demanding a Skill Change
(00:04:07) Hex: LOL
(00:04:11) Charon: I was going to just award a sex skill, but figured that talent has quite a bit to do with it... it's not like somebody with a sex skill doesn't know where to put it
(00:04:25) Charon: without*
(00:04:35) Hex: what if they were never taught
(00:04:37) Charon: I mean... instincts are instincts
(00:04:41) Hex: lol
(00:04:51) Hex: ok how about... Good Sex
(00:04:55) Charon: lol
(00:04:57) Hex: Above Average Sex
(00:04:58) Alistair_deGrey: Lol
(00:05:03) Charon: Tantric Sex
(00:05:10) Hex: there ya go
(00:05:18) Hex: can i get tantric sex skill?
(00:05:28) Alistair_deGrey: Master: Can prolong climax indefinitely, and cause it whenever s/he wants.
(00:05:46) Jaeden_Kincade: I can just imagine that awkward thread.
(00:05:51) Charon: next time you need to really go into all the details of how flexible you are and exactly how tantric it was so I can more accurately give out points
(00:05:56) Hex: and also trigger multiple exploding orgasms in everyone in a 100 foot radius around them
(00:05:58) Alistair_deGrey: Novice: Accidentally put it in her armpit.
(00:05:58) Jaeden_Kincade: Novice Sex Skill: "Honey, that's my armpit"
(00:06:07) Jaeden_Kincade high fives Ali
(00:06:10) Alistair_deGrey: LOL!
(00:06:11) Charon: In fact I'm more of a visual learner Hex... so pictures would be nice too
(00:06:17) Alistair_deGrey: Hive Mind xD
(00:06:20) Alistair_deGrey hi fives back
(00:06:24) Hex: i will meet your challenge
(00:06:27) Cayenne sporfled.
(00:06:35) Cayenne: I need to just not drink.

[Asim]

(19:58:59) Hana: You know, I have a forum board I administer. And it's approval-only. Why on God's green Earth would I approve a user name like "BonerKing?"
(19:59:10) Cayenne: XD
(19:59:44) Weyliss: The real question is, Why wouldn't you?
(19:59:58) Cayenne mutters at recipes.
(20:00:34) Asim: Yeah...I'm chat quoting that, Hana and Wey. ^.^
(20:00:42) Weyliss:
(20:00:49) Hana: LoL

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Freaks, I tell ya. Especially Weyliss.

[Dyrdas]

(18:30:10) ChatBot: Dyrdas rolls 1d20 and gets 1.
(18:30:13) Dyrdas: ...
(18:30:23) Kayiri: LOL
(18:30:27) Kayiri: Critical failure!

[Zefiel]

So, earlier, Ali had been screaming

HIVEMIND

everytime two people said the exact same thing. Well, this proves it.

(23:02:24) Talhar: Jezus, how do I return a whisper?
(23:02:31) Cayenne: Type /msg person
(23:02:38) Talhar: There we go, thx
(23:02:38) Satu: the mountain man thing, who can resist?
(23:02:40) Cayenne: Person being the name of whomever messaged you.
(23:02:55) Pua: well, it's a goatee, not a full bread
(23:03:04) Jaeden_Kincade: Or just click on their name in the User list and it'll bring up a drop down menu to click on such.
(23:03:04) Alistair_deGrey: Maybe I should grow my beard out like deGrey's
(23:03:07) Asim: Or just click the name, and click the option that reads "Send private message"
(23:03:11) Satu: or TAlhar, go over to their name on the list and click on it, then it will say private message...
(23:03:16) Alistair_deGrey: HIVEMIND
(23:03:30) Talhar: Ok, thx all
(23:03:31) Satu: Jaeden, you said that sooo much better than me and faster! Curses!
(23:03:33) Gabriel_Thule: Pua, I'm Kayiri, just in a new account.
(23:03:34) Asim: Jaeden, Asim, & Satu = WIN!!!1!

[Tarot]

(23:10:08) Abashai: I think I am finally caught up on posts
(23:10:18) Miharu_Mindi: Sweet!
(23:10:23) Miharu_Mindi: You are about to not be.
(23:10:34) Abashai: succubus
(23:11:12) Abashai: waits on edge of seat
(23:11:17) Abashai: panting
(23:11:29) Miharu_Mindi: *giggles*

[Dusk]

(02:57:43) Griffith: http://www.instantsfun.es/badumt​ss
(02:59:13) Griffith: Click link, then click the button
(02:59:36) Griffith: Time things right for hilarity
(03:00:14) Samael: Ok, that's not what I think of when I read "rimshot."
(03:00:36) Griffith: Yeah, that caption is weird
(03:00:43) Samael: Yeah, Liminal's going to read this post and be like "You're doing it wrong."
(03:00:59) Griffith: It's that noise used when people make a bad joke
(03:01:04) Miharu_Mindi: That is the actual name of the sound effect though. Rimshot.
(03:01:26) Miharu_Mindi: It was around long before you perverted homos started using it for your lecherous activities.
(03:01:52) Hana: I thought the perv act was rimJOB and not rimSHOT.
(03:02:23) Samael: OMG.
(03:02:45) Samael: You would know, Megs.
(03:03:01) Miharu_Mindi: Like Dani ever draws lines.
(03:03:11) Hana: OMG.
(03:03:15) Hana: So...
(03:03:44) Hana: Yesterday, Andy came home from Sam's Club and was like "Meganne, they're going to teach me how to use a forkjob so I can do their slotting for them."
(03:03:56) Hana: Um... ForkLIFT.
(03:03:59) Hana: Damn it.
(03:04:00) Miharu_Mindi: Bwahahaha!
(03:04:02) Griffith: ...
(03:04:08) Hana: I'm too tired for this.
(03:04:12) Miharu_Mindi: Oh god, I can't breathe.
(03:04:23) Samael: ... *DIES*
(03:05:23) Hana: And I was like "Um, Andy? Do you know what... Slotting is?" Apparently Sam's Club uses it to mean putting things up on the shelves using the forklift.
(03:05:35) Samael: What does it mean?
(03:05:46) Samael: I am pure as the driven snow!
(03:05:52) Hana: ... Dani, you know full well what it means. You taught me.
(03:05:59) Hana: ... And that came out wrong, too.

[Hex]

LMAO... Forkjob...