Very Important Chat Quotes!

[Clement Reijnder]

(14:41:24) Jaeden_Kincade: I so want an mis-adventure thread for Jaeden. As difficult as it is to say, Jaeden's been having too much sex lately, not enough hack and slash.

[Asim]

(16:27:51) ChatBot: Koh logs into the Chat.
(16:28:03) Alistair_deGrey: Hello Koh
(16:28:15) Koh: hi.
(16:28:33) Alistair_deGrey: I don't believe we have met before
(16:28:40) Koh: Oh?
(16:28:43) Alistair_deGrey: So please allow me the pleasure of welcoming you to Mizahar
(16:28:55) Alistair_deGrey: Unless you are an alt, in which case I formally retract my words of welcome.
(16:29:03) Koh: *Coils around Alistair with friendly hug* Hi Ali!
(16:29:06) Alistair_deGrey: And replace them with, "Hello".
(16:29:27) Koh = Fherasoone.
(16:29:29) Alistair_deGrey: I tentatively accept said hug, unless you are Fhera.
(16:29:32) Alistair_deGrey: DAMNIT
(16:29:50) Koh: ^^

[Jaeden Kincade]

(22:53:59) Sneakers_O'Toole: Question. Can a Pycon incorporate other things in their body? Such as hiding a knife or weapon?
(22:54:25) Cayenne: Ask Tarot.
(22:54:39) Miharu_Mindi giggles and imagines tiny little Pycon knives, like sharpened bobby pins
(22:54:47) Siiri: eh
(22:54:49) Siiri: crap
(22:54:52) Hana starts giggling too
(22:55:04) Keane also giggles
(22:55:09) Hana: And a little voice saying, "Bitch, I cut you."

[Malia]

(15:36:21) Vanator: Hi van!
(15:36:29) Miharu_Mindi: ....
(15:36:31) Pygmy: ...
(15:36:36) Pygmy: Hi Pygmy?
(15:36:37) Miharu_Mindi: That looks weird.

(15:46:35) Vanator: wait....I'm van....and you are van
(15:46:41) Vanator: do you see it Sel?
(15:47:05) Miharu_Mindi: Honey, we commented on it ten minutes ago when you did that.
(15:47:34) Vanator: collapses from epic fail syndrome
(15:47:41) Miharu_Mindi: (09:36:21) Vanator: Hi van!
(09:36:29) Miharu_Mindi: ....
(09:36:31) Pygmy: ...
(09:36:36) Pygmy: Hi Pygmy?
(09:36:37) Miharu_Mindi: That looks weird.
(15:47:51) Miharu_Mindi: XD
(15:48:02) Vanator: yeah yeah I saw it.

[Dusk]

(09:53:44) Vanator: yes...don't quote that
(09:53:50) Malia: should I quote that too?
(09:53:53) Vanator: or probably too late, huh?
(09:53:58) Malia: okay, then I won't XD
(09:53:58) Vanator: lol!!!
(09:54:12) Vanator: why not...everyone knows I'm an idiot now!
(09:54:20) Malia: I don't want to quote THAT ...
(09:54:31) Vanator: hehehehe!
(09:54:36) Malia: how about YOU quote it?
(09:55:09) Miharu_Mindi: This is like a Marx Brothers routine.

[Malia]

Oh my! She did it!

You didn't quote the most important part though ... *coughs* Mike should be grateful.

[Asim]

(19:00:24) Griffith: I'm surprised chat hasn't timed anyone out
(19:00:30) Griffith: Hmm...
(19:00:35) Hania: Ass kickery is always fun
(19:00:40) Griffith: And good luck with that
(19:00:49) Griffith: I'm all the way down in Florida
(19:00:55) Geoffrey: Anyone want to help?
(19:01:11) Asim: Chats scared of GP, Griffith. That's why it hasn't timed them out.
(19:01:26) Geoffrey: Whose GP?
(19:01:31) Griffith: Ah... Makes sense
(19:01:41) Asim: Tarot is GP.
(19:01:49) ChatBot: Tarot has been logged out (Timeout).
(19:02:04) Hania: You were saying?

[Jaquise Emittere]

(21:12:14) ChatBot: Jaquise_Emittere logs into the Chat.
(21:12:19) Harlequill bounces and sets his hat to jingling.
(21:12:23) Harlequill: Tag Jaq
(21:12:24) Jaquise_Emittere: tag harlequill
(21:12:31) Harlequill: Oh Snap!
(21:12:39) Nero_Czan: Tag-backs? D:
(21:12:41) Cayenne: Someone should quite that.
(21:12:46) Cayenne: quote*
(21:12:52) Jaeden_Kincade: Tag.................. oh wait, the ones I've replied to in threads aren't in here.
(21:12:53) Jaquise_Emittere: I'm that good
(21:12:58) Harlequill: lol!

[Dusk]

(17:35:19) Naomi: Dusk, do you think I should make a Konti? :[ I dunno if I should or not.
(17:35:41) Dusk: Well, Naomi, from what I can tell it depends on whether or not you're okay with your character getting raped a lot XD
(17:35:47) Naomi: OH BOY.
(17:35:50) Naomi: I LOVE RAPE.
(17:36:04) Dusk: Then Konti are for you!
(17:37:55) Dusk: The Konti love that shit. They have this idyllic, perfect little island, but at some point every one of them says "You know what I haven't experienced yet? Gang rape at the hand of evil slavers. I'ma go get me some of that."
(17:38:43) Jaeden_Kincade: Almost every Konti who's left the island got them some so far.

[Asim]

(23:59:53) Cayenne: Cold iron?
(00:00:11) Aren_Anazasz: i dont know, what's cold iron?
(00:00:13) Jaquise_Emittere: What does cold iron do exactly?
(00:00:15) Cayenne: It's actually on the price list, Scythes. 18gm, plain.
(00:00:26) Naomi: Lol Nero. Novel romance, LOL
(00:00:42) Dusk: Nothing. We don't have vampires or werewolves
(00:01:02) Jaquise_Emittere: hy is it x3 price then?
(00:01:06) Cayenne: Silver bugs werewolves more than Iron. Cold Iron is for Fae and Changelings.
(00:01:10) Nero_Czan: It's just missing the demon stalkers and skinny-dipping virgin. >.>"
(00:01:16) Naomi: Hahahaa.
(00:01:17) Asim: You know, it makes you wonder...If we have cold iron, do we also have hot iron? Or warm iron?
(00:01:25) Naomi: She wants to lose it Nero.
(00:01:27) Nero_Czan: *Facepalms*
(00:01:34) Asim: And yeah. Iron works on Fae. Not the night-stalker creature types.
(00:01:35) Dusk: I knew it was something gay. I bet unicorns hate cold steel too. XD
(00:01:39) Nero_Czan: Not to you Nao, to Asim.
(00:01:39) Naomi: We have bearly warm iron.
(00:01:42) Naomi: Oh.
(00:01:47) Cayenne: Iron is worked with cold temperatures to strengthen it.
(00:01:51) Aren_Anazasz: okay, scythe, 18gm.
(00:01:56) Mao: Tithe <3
(00:01:56) Cayenne: Iron by itself is fairly brittle.
(00:02:01) Cayenne: Cold iron strengthens it.
(00:02:09) Nero_Czan: Cold Iron isn't exactly "Cold"
(00:02:11) Asim: ...Can none of you recognize a joke? Seriously? Cold iron, hot iron, warm iron?
(00:02:18) Aren_Anazasz: because I'm akalak, and the scythe would naturally be bigger, would it cost more?
(00:02:30) Naomi: (21:01:39) Naomi: We have bearly warm iron. @ASIM
(00:02:30) Nero_Czan: If you're going to make an Iron joke, use Pig Iron.
(00:02:48) Dusk: Naomi made a pun...yeah, there
(00:02:54) Naomi: Yes.
(00:02:59) Naomi: I recognized the joke, Asim.
(00:02:59) Cayenne: I know that, Nero - it uses a cold treatment to harden it.
(00:03:12) Asim: And Naomi, I thought about poking at that one. But decided the pun was too un-bearable.
(00:03:17) Dusk: It was bearly funny.
(00:03:20) Naomi: HA.
(00:03:23) Rigil_Kentaurus: So many puns today.
(00:03:26) Nero_Czan: *Drums*
(00:03:30) Dusk high fives Asim
(00:03:30) Asim high-fives Sel
(00:03:32) Naomi: It isn't a claws for concern.
(00:03:35) Asim: ...
(00:03:45) Mao: Lmao
(00:03:46) Mao: xD
(00:03:53) Asim: I'm chat-quoting this...
(00:03:59) Nero_Czan: God help us... This has turned into a pun-fest.

It only got worse. Trust me. Mish got into the food puns, and the bear jokes continued. It was bearly bearable.

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