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Postby Jaquise Emittere on May 29th, 2010, 4:16 am

He did say it got worse

(00:04:28) Mao: I'm so tempted to say bear with me again.
(00:04:56) Cayenne: Don't grizzle about it, Nero. ;)
(00:05:04) Naomi: I hope the Zith don't try to attack us, Nero. It could turn grizzly.
(00:05:16) ChatBot: Cypress has been logged out (Timeout).
(00:05:20) Jaquise_Emittere: That was unbearable Naomi
(00:05:28) Naomi: ;]
(00:05:54) Rigil_Kentaurus: Naomi, my eyes are hurting. Stop...stop it, it's torture. o.O
(00:06:00) Dusk: These jokes are a-paw-ling
(00:06:00) Nero_Czan: XD
(00:06:02) Mao: Nao I think we're going to have a bear-y good time. >.>
(00:06:05) Naomi: HA.
(00:06:07) Asim: ...
(00:06:10) Nero_Czan: Nice one Dusk. :P
(00:06:16) Asim pokes at his interwebs
(00:06:19) Mao: Rofl xD
(00:06:19) Aren_Anazasz: Everyone who made a pun needs to be murdered.
(00:06:25) Dusk takes a bow
(00:06:28) Mao: Never
(00:06:29) Aren_Anazasz: Post-haste
(00:06:34) Rigil_Kentaurus: I concur.
(00:06:38) Cayenne: Aren, don't get me started on food puns.
(00:06:41) Cayenne: I like me some food puns.
(00:06:44) ChatBot: Skylar has been logged out (Timeout).
(00:06:46) Naomi: I'm going to kill the next person I see make a pun with my bear hands.
(00:06:51) Asim: Oh dear lord. We had a whole day of just food puns.
(00:06:55) Nero_Czan: Ironic.
(00:06:56) Cayenne: Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage... lettuce pray.
(00:06:57) Jaquise_Emittere: These puns are getting hard to bear.
(00:07:03) Naomi: >: {
(00:07:04) Aren_Anazasz: Commit suicide!
(00:07:06) Rigil_Kentaurus: No allegory here, folks.
(00:07:07) Mao: Haha
(00:07:07) Nero_Czan: Not this again... >.>
(00:07:07) Mao: xD
(00:07:09) Asim: Hey! I do believe I'm the only one in here with bear hands.
(00:07:11) Naomi: Hahaha.
(00:07:21) Cayenne: Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it!
(00:07:28) Naomi: You know what sounds really yummy? Some strawbearies.
(00:07:36) Cayenne: *Cackles*
(00:07:39) Dusk: Aaaand I've officially run out of boxes. Dammit. *grumbles*
(00:07:44) Jaquise_Emittere: lets all take a brief paws with these puns
(00:07:47) Mao: Raspbearies are better.
(00:07:55) Naomi: This is a Kodiak moment.
(00:07:57) Aren_Anazasz: That one actually wan't too bad... the pasta one.
(00:08:17) Nero_Czan: Subtle bear pun again >.>
(00:08:24) Cayenne: ;)
(00:08:24) Dusk: *leaves all the puns to go rearrange some drawers*
(00:08:31) Jaquise_Emittere: I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to my mad pun skills
(00:08:35) Aren_Anazasz: The guy who did the paws one needs to kill himself for the benefit of mankind.
(00:08:38) Pit: passes out poisonbearies
(00:08:56) Naomi: XD
(00:09:13) Nero_Czan: Jaq just beat ALL of you XD
(00:09:52) Asim: Jaq, will you be my new God?
(00:09:58) Jaquise_Emittere: Yes
(00:10:04) Asim: ^.^
(00:10:07) Asim: Cool.
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Postby Mao on June 19th, 2010, 8:00 pm

Sorry, I had to. xD Was too great.


(12:57:26) Gossamer facedesks Mao facedesking Sorian.
(12:57:28) Keorvic: *looks confused and face-tables everyone in reach*
(12:57:29) Sorian: Who here is a dek?
(12:57:35) Lich_il_forte_Silenzio: xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(12:57:36) Mao: Dammit, beat by the Goss!
(12:57:36) Sorian: I'm a big dek!
(12:57:44) Wolf_Flynn: Lol sorian
(12:57:44) Jezabelle: owwww... why did I get face-desked?
(12:57:51) Hania: Haya is a Dek
(12:57:56) Lich_il_forte_Silenzio: I laugh at you all xD
(12:57:58) Haya: yep :')
(12:57:58) Sorian: Hania is a dek!
(12:57:59) Mao: Amon is....not a dek
(12:58:02) Keorvic: heeeeeyyyaaaaahh
(12:58:03) Mao: FML
(12:58:05) Gossamer facepalms over Sorian's sense of humor.
(12:58:06) Keorvic: o wait...no songs
(12:58:07) Keorvic: ARG!
(12:58:13) Hania: I HAVE a de...oh, no I'm not
(12:58:21) Mao: Yes yes you do hanhan
(12:58:25) Sorian: You DON'T?
(12:58:26) Keorvic: hah HAH! now it is as if it had never happened
(12:58:34) Sorian: I have a big dek named trout.
(12:58:35) Keorvic: at all
(12:58:38) Mao: Who started this, this is quote worthy
(12:58:41) Mao: !!
(12:58:49) Charon: lol
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Postby Mao on July 10th, 2010, 2:42 am

Beware, there is a new weapon in town.


(19:29:59) Jaeden_Kincade: But most, especially Isurian's, might think such a waste of Isurian Steel
(19:31:04) Torc_Ironwood: I know it was suppose to be funny.... I think that would be awesome though Torc becomes a master smith and someone is PC is like, "Torc can you make Isurian steel." "Yeap" "Great how much for a sword!" "Sword.... I make Isurian Steel knuckles you pansy!"
(19:31:19) ChatBot: Dyrdas logs into the Chat.
(19:31:57) Siiri wants one of those knuckles
(19:31:57) Torc_Ironwood: What Jaeden no Isurian steel spoons?
(19:32:19) Mao: Those would be to kill
(19:32:22) Mao: Weapons of mass distruction
(19:32:23) Dyrdas: I want one.
(19:32:28) Mao: Isurian steel spoons.
(19:32:42) Dyrdas: Though, it might kill my food disposal if I dropped it in the sink on accident.
(19:32:56) Dyrdas:
(19:33:10) Torc_Ironwood: lol I was thinking about serving my enemies soap and having all their teeth fall out
(19:33:25) Siiri will gut you with an Isurian steel spoon
(19:33:32) Mao: There you go!
(19:33:51) Torc_Ironwood takes the spoon and goes for an eye
(19:34:10) Dyrdas goes for the FACE.
(19:34:49) Torc_Ironwood: besides perfect weapon... guards pat you down and say, "Whats this?!" "Its my soap spoon, back off!"
(19:35:08) Mao: "QUICK HE HAS A SPOON, GET 'IM"
(19:35:33) Jaeden_Kincade: The most painful way to have your heart cut out: Isurian Steel Spoon
(19:35:41) Jaeden_Kincade: Favorite among Myrians
(19:35:46) Torc_Ironwood grabs Mao and puts a spoon to her neck, "Back off everyone, or I will do it."
(19:35:53) Cayenne: Reminds me of the dude who carried a hoe as a weapon. XD
(19:36:02) Mao: Oh NO you di'in't, Torc
(19:36:09) Torc_Ironwood: lol
(19:36:27) Cayenne: Weapon and eating implement all in one. Big market for those in Taloba, mark my words.
(19:36:29) Mao: You better have a crotch protector boy
(19:36:35) Jaeden_Kincade tosses the "poofy ball on a spring" towards Mao to make her a more compliant hostage
(19:36:45) Torc_Ironwood: Yeap and Isurian steel nut cup
(19:36:50) Mao: Damn!
(19:37:02) Mao foiled again!
(19:37:22) Jaeden_Kincade: The kitty toys always get Mao.
(19:37:31) Mao: -_-
(19:37:36) Dyrdas: I know how to get you out of this Mao! Don't worry!
(19:37:50) Torc_Ironwood starts moving back with Mao, "Now everyone be cool, once I get to Hawaii I will let her go."
(19:37:59) Dyrdas Points a Pokeball at Mao. "Mao!, Return!"
(19:38:13) Mao: How did I turn into a pokemon? D
(19:38:17) Mao: *D:
(19:38:30) Dyrdas: Don't worry, just go with it.
(19:38:43) Torc_Ironwood: not really sure... but if you escape means no free trip to Hawaii
(19:38:52) Dyrdas: Damn!
(19:38:54) Mao: You know what would we worse than an Isurian Steel Spoon?
(19:38:55) Dyrdas: I wanna go!
(19:39:02) Mao: *be
(19:39:10) Mao: An Isurian Steel Spork
(19:39:12) Mao: That's right
(19:39:12) Cayenne: The Isurian SPORK.
(19:39:13) Cayenne: YES.
(19:39:17) Mao: LOL
(19:39:21) Torc_Ironwood: ROFL
(19:39:25) Mao: MISHYPOO two great minds think alike
(19:39:25) Dyrdas Takes Mao
(19:39:26) Jaeden_Kincade: I won't have to really worry. Torc's the one taking her away, so he's the one who has to deal with the rage once the allure of the poofy ball fades.
(19:39:33) Dyrdas into a pokeball
(19:39:46) Mao: I have a feeling this should be chat quoted
(19:39:50) Cayenne: Torc! Start making the sporks!
(19:40:06) Dyrdas: I would like to reserve 5 sporks.
(19:40:09) Torc_Ironwood: At once!
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Postby Dyrdas on July 11th, 2010, 5:48 am

(22:40:08) Samael: I could totally go for a petit filet mignon right now...
(22:40:24) Dyrdas: I want a NY strip.
(22:40:32) Satu: too bad Dani, I'd buy you one... but you're too far away.
(22:41:02) Dyrdas: I'll getcha one. Where'll I be mailing my frozen meat products?
(22:41:12) Samael: You know, I drove from Savannah to New Orleans once for crawfish etouffee. It's not that much of a stretch that I'd drive from South Carolina to Texas for a free filet mignon.
(22:41:31) Dyrdas: Ah, SC.
(22:41:39) Dyrdas: Not too far away, actually.
(22:41:40) Satu: and good conversation. don't forget that! haha
(22:41:50) Samael: *stalks Dyrdas*
(22:41:50) Satu: and Dyrdas too!

(22:41:59) Samael: Satu!
(22:42:06) Samael: We could have a mini Mizahar-con!
(22:42:08) Satu: yes?
(22:42:08) Dyrdas: HIVEMIND
(22:42:13) Satu: hehehe
(22:42:24) Dyrdas: QUOTE TIME NOW,
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Postby Kayiri on July 15th, 2010, 5:51 pm

(13:41:58) Vadim: It's a very sudden segway
(13:42:01) Kayiri: Not necessarily break it up
(13:42:22) Kayiri: just cause drama in the crowd with Tiren, since the brother is trying to pass it off that Tiren killed their father then ran
(13:42:31) Kayiri: Iunno, we'd have to plot with Tiren
(13:42:39) Vadim: TIRENN!!!
(13:42:40) Kayiri: TIREN! *Blows the Tiren whistle bullhorn thing*
(13:42:42) Kayiri: XD
(13:42:48) Kayiri: Perfect timing XD
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Postby Panna Cotta on July 28th, 2010, 1:46 am

(09:37:05) Puck licks Selena and hands her a glass of water
(09:37:52) Siiri waters Puck and licks the glass
(09:38:20) Kamalia_Timandre flying kicks Puck.
(09:38:36) Puck mods shields against Kams
(09:38:52) Siiri: someday Puck...someday...
(09:38:55) Dusk is licked and given water, a little confused but certainly willing
(09:38:57) Siiri: i will have one of my own
(09:40:06) Panna_Cotta envelops Siiri in own mod shield.
(09:40:25) Puck dispels Panna's mod shield and envelopes Siiri in TWO mod shields
(09:40:52) Jaeden_Kincade needs no shields. Manly men take it like a man......... or something.
(09:41:01) Panna_Cotta: my shield cannot be dispelled, it's from Sahova!
(09:41:01) Siiri gains immunity to falling rocks and... *wait! it's getting stuffy in here!*
(09:41:22) Puck: Panna, it just was.
(09:41:40) Panna_Cotta attacks Puck with magical gelatins. You lose a turn!
(09:41:52) Puck: Gah
(09:41:57) ChatBot: Puck rolls 1d20 and gets 15.
(09:42:04) Puck: Success on my grapple check
(09:42:14) Siiri: wow
(09:42:23) Siiri: you successfully grappled with a gelatin
(09:42:32) Puck: Yep[
(09:42:44) Puck lays the smack down
(09:42:46) Rhuryc: Unfortunately grappling an Ooze is often met with unfortunate circumstances.
(09:42:46) Kamalia_Timandre attacks the Pucks by firing a "Mod Abuse + 1" arrow through the Help Desk.
(09:42:46) Panna_Cotta: No, 15 means you get free if you eat it. *giggle*
(09:43:06) Kamalia_Timandre: *Puck
(09:43:26) Panna_Cotta: Omg I can't imagine if there was more than one Puck.
(09:43:39) Kamalia_Timandre: Yeah, me too.
(09:43:44) Kamalia_Timandre: I think I will explode.
(09:43:49) Puck: Yes
(09:43:51) Siiri: we will have to stop feeding the original after midnight and not get him wet
(09:43:56) Puck: That means there is enough of me for everybody
(09:44:16) Panna_Cotta: Quote time!
(09:44:24) Rhuryc: If we get him wet does he turn into the slimy green version of himself?
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Postby Jaeden Kincade on August 4th, 2010, 8:43 am

I don't think this one needs a catchy introduction.

(03:41:06) Jaeden_Kincade: Goss, can I make a character that's 1/2 Konti, 1/3 Kelvic, 2/5 God, and 10/11 Chuck Norris?
(03:41:10) Gossamer: yes exactly
(03:41:14) Gossamer: Jae, die
(03:41:17) Gossamer: DIE!
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Postby Cheshire on August 26th, 2010, 10:41 pm

The quote that birthed Tim Puck...

23/8/2010(04:06:41) Satu: its only a matter of tim Puck.
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Postby Hex on August 29th, 2010, 5:52 pm

The hilarity never ends.....



(13:38:57) Amondaris: Does Kung Fu exist in Miz?
(13:39:01) Djiann: maybe in the future
(13:39:05) Djiann: all martial arts do
(13:39:10) Djiann: THAT
(13:39:10) Hex: unarmed combat
(13:39:11) Annerito_Uwak: ah
(13:39:14) Djiann: is limited by the imagination
(13:39:15) Hex: and then different streams
(13:39:22) Amondaris: They do? Are they known by the same name?
(13:39:30) Hex: no they all have different names
(13:39:30) Cheshire: Imagine this Kelvic
(13:39:30) Djiann: lol no, i wouldn't name it kung-fu
(13:39:42) Hex: made up names
(13:39:56) Amondaris: WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT
(13:40:02) Hex: everything in miz is original, thats why we don't like doing cliches or already done themes
(13:40:22) Djiann: yeahh
(13:40:26) Djiann: but if you think about ti
(13:40:28) Djiann: it*
(13:40:37) Djiann: doing something with an eastern theme
(13:40:42) Cheshire: i dont know,i found it on google
(13:40:42) Djiann: in miz is actually original >_>
(13:40:43) Hex: of course
(13:40:48) Hex: oh
(13:40:57) Amondaris: It's mildly terrifying, Chesh.
(13:40:59) Hex: lol well just switch up the names
(13:41:07) Djiann: FU-KUNG!
(13:41:11) Hex: its no longer eastern
(13:41:12) Cheshire: it is an aye aye
(13:41:23) Hex: or fu kunh
(13:41:25) Hex: fukung
(13:41:37) Djiann: gunk uf
(13:41:42) Hex: use your brain a little more than that
(13:41:48) Djiann: i know
(13:41:49) Djiann: xD
(13:41:50) Hex: and i promise you life will be that much more rewarding hun

(13:41:53) Hex: ;)
(13:41:59) Amondaris: Or the "I hit you and you fall down." style of combat.
(13:42:01) Djiann: are you a boy or girl? xD
(13:42:17) Amondaris: Hex is beyond gender.
(13:42:20) Amondaris: Silly Djiann.

(13:42:23) Hex: androgenous
(13:42:28) Djiann: o.o
(13:42:30) Hex: i am a mix of the two
(13:42:40) Djiann: really? >_>
(13:42:41) Hex: i am both and neither
(13:42:50) Malia: hahaha!

(13:43:00) Amondaris: Hermaphrodite.
(13:43:04) Hex: i'm a projection of several mes from different universes
(13:43:15) Hex: super being
(13:43:43) Djiann: >_>
(13:44:01) Hex: no but seriously, hermaphrodite
(13:44:26) Djiann: oh, okay!!

(13:44:33) ChatBot: Sama'el logs into the Chat.
(13:44:34) Djiann: was just wondering
(13:44:43) Malia: hi Sama :)
(13:44:44) Annerito_Uwak: o-o
(13:44:45) Djiann: ello sam!
(13:44:45) Sama'el: Howdy.
(13:44:50) Hex: yep np
(13:45:00) Djiann: can I call you Samwise Gamgee? xD
(13:45:10) Hex: sure knock yourself out
(13:45:15) Hex: malia
(13:45:16) Sama'el: If you like.
(13:45:19) Cheshire: DANI!!!
(13:45:21) Hex: this is so going up on chat quotes........
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Postby Panna Cotta on August 29th, 2010, 5:59 pm

Well, let me do the honor.

100th POST GET
(01:58:25) Malia: one more quote and we have 100 posts in that thread ^^

Yes, indeed, Malia.
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