Chat Quotes: New and Improved

by **Arkale** on February 5th, 2013, 5:24 pm

(12:23:56) Philomena: Well. I walk in and we're all ball-worshipping. That's unexpected.

by **Fallon** on February 8th, 2013, 7:38 pm

Meanwhile at the Docks...

(19:19:15) ChatBot: Vanator enters the channel.
(19:19:23) Vanator: you too
(19:19:25) Vanator: again
(19:19:28) Vanator: hmm...
(19:19:30) Fallon: get 'im!
(19:19:36) Fallon: *tackles*
(19:19:36) Kreig_Messer: *ties Van up*
(19:19:37) ChatBot: Vanator leaves the channel.
(19:19:43) Kreig_Messer: Darn it
(19:19:45) ChatBot: Vanator enters the channel.
(19:19:48) Vanator: kinky
(19:19:53) Vanator:

(19:19:54) Kreig_Messer: *ties him up again*
(19:20:03) Vanator: <_<
(19:20:08) Fallon: And now we have a sacrifice to the gods...
(19:20:09) Kreig_Messer: We come here to avoid public chat O_O
(19:20:23) Vanator: ducked in to see if I missed any whispers
(19:20:23) Kreig_Messer: um...any particular god?
(19:20:31) Fallon: The blood god.
(19:20:35) Vanator: whoah wait!
(19:20:39) Kreig_Messer: ohhhh Khorne!!
(19:20:49) Kreig_Messer: then we just need to go stabity stab
(19:20:57) Vanator: no no no
(19:21:16) Vanator: that would be unfortunate
(19:21:18) Fallon: indeed... *encroaches* don't worry, no one on public can here you scream
(19:21:32) Vanator: I can whisper screams to them individually
(19:21:34) Kreig_Messer: well, unless you whisper to one of them
(19:21:39) Kreig_Messer: or what you just said
(19:21:43) Vanator: lol
(19:21:57) Kreig_Messer: which brings us more victims....
(19:21:59) Vanator: funny how you can still laugh when you are about to be sacrificed
(19:22:09) Kreig_Messer: just shows yer a good sport
(19:22:12) Fallon: Excellent... more victims for Khorne.
(19:22:27) Vanator: Khorne
(19:22:28) Vanator: ?
(19:22:31) Kreig_Messer: so how is public doing anyhoo/
(19:22:36) Kreig_Messer: warhammer god
(19:22:40) Fallon: And that's the spirit!
(19:22:42) Vanator: oh
(19:22:44) Vanator: well
(19:22:52) Vanator: if hes a warhammer god...
(19:23:05) Vanator: oh, I wasn't paying attention to chat
(19:23:06) Kreig_Messer: no no, to be more precise, hes a god of war
(19:23:12) Vanator: all the better
(19:23:30) Vanator: would suck if he was like the god of commerce or pottery or something lame like that
(19:23:44) Fallon: yeah it would...
(19:23:54) Fallon: However he does have a good taste in fashion.
(19:24:01) Kreig_Messer: indeed
(19:24:25) Vanator: oh..thats nice
(19:24:44) Fallon: So... shall we begin the sacrifice or let him go?
(19:25:11) Kreig_Messer: nah, lets convert him
(19:25:23) Vanator: do I have to do anything naked?
(19:25:32) Fallon: Excellent Idea. And only if you want to
(19:26:09) Kreig_Messer: nope, you WILL be naked, it just involves cutting your arms *not off* and pitting you agains someone in unarmed combat
(19:26:28) Fallon: Wow? Really?
(19:26:48) Vanator: oh...ok..I am in
(19:26:49) Fallon: I never had to do that in my initiation.
(19:26:55) Vanator: hey wait
(19:26:58) Kreig_Messer: well it also involves some tattooing
(19:27:03) Vanator: Kreig...what are you trying to pull?
(19:27:10) Vanator: tattoing is fine...I need more
(19:27:29) Kreig_Messer: trying to skip you from acolyte to warrior
(19:27:38) Vanator: oh cool
(19:27:42) Vanator: get to the meat of the thing
(19:28:06) Fallon: Yes...
(19:28:27) Kreig_Messer: but first...we need to find you an opponent
(19:28:39) Fallon: Are you free next thursday?
(19:28:44) Fallon: We can put you in then
(19:28:50) Vanator: Jennifer Lopez
(19:29:04) Vanator: I can fit that in
(19:29:18) Kreig_Messer: we were thinking Rebecca Black as your opponent
(19:29:21) Fallon: Good good.
(19:29:29) Vanator: hmm..that would work...
(19:29:36) Kreig_Messer: you know....so we can stop hearing her sing
(19:29:59) Vanator: I can make sure that happens
(19:30:10) Fallon: mmm... yes... with your bare hands...
(19:30:11) Vanator: she is a little young...but life is hard beyotch
(19:30:29) Fallon: Anyway! Next Thursday, see you then!
(19:30:42) Vanator: great...thanks guys!
(19:30:43) Kreig_Messer: come at anytime!!
(19:30:51) Vanator: I do
(19:30:53) Vanator: I mean I will
(19:31:00) Kreig_Messer: O.o
(19:31:01) Vanator: see ya
(19:31:07) Kreig_Messer: lol
(19:31:08) Fallon: Adios!
(19:31:11) Kreig_Messer: bye
(19:31:15) ChatBot: Vanator leaves the channel.

by **Lixue** on February 9th, 2013, 4:28 pm

(11:27:25) Zandelia: so I hereby challange any ST/Founder/etc to torment my poor Zandelia. She's gonig tog et kileld by Baldy anyways so it's a race to see who gets there first

by **Gale Austin McCenry** on February 9th, 2013, 10:12 pm

(13:54:37) Gale_McCenry: (whispers to Valo) Man, how embarrassing would it be if you were clumsy enough to drop your engagement ring while proposing ?

Valo: (whispers) ... I did just read that as "whilst peeing" and XD rather embaressing why ;P?
(13:56:30) Gale_McCenry: (whispers to Valo) O-O Well then.

I was just looking at sim traits and saw clumsy, looked at it, listed a few things they do and that was one of them
(13:56:41) Gale_McCenry: (whispers to Valo) Though dropping it while peeing would be embarrassing too
(13:57:08) Valo: (whispers) XDor peeing your self whilst proposing and then dropping the ring into the puddle D: I LOVE sims! best game ever
(13:58:20) Gale_McCenry: (whispers to Valo) You don't do that!
(13:58:27) Gale_McCenry: (whispers to Valo) Who would eve- oh my gosh
(13:58:40) Gale_McCenry: (whispers to Valo) I don't think I'm going to have my sims propose ever again because of that
(13:59:03) Gale_McCenry: (whispers to Valo) Peeing themselves...then dropping in in th- oh my gosh

by **Kiran Pelyna** on February 11th, 2013, 3:02 am

(21:52:59) Jackalope: Oh, look at that. Plenty of time for Yia, but no time for Niro.
(21:53:09) Jackalope pouts
(21:53:10) Kayliegh: My compute risn't broken right now Jack
(21:53:19) Jackalope: My heart is.
(21:53:22) Cypress: *hugs Jack*
(21:53:24) Kayliegh: And I offered to do another
(21:53:29) Kayliegh: You'll get over it Jack
(21:55:31) Kayliegh: And Jack you're one to complain about not starting a thread when you haven't replied to our thread in Syliras!
(21:56:22) Jackalope gasps
(21:56:27) Jackalope: How could you bring that up!?
(21:56:33) Cypress: lol
(21:56:35) Jackalope: I've waited months!
(21:56:39) Jackalope runs into his room crying
(21:56:51) Accolade: lol
(21:57:03) Kayliegh: Jack you remind me of an emotional teenage girl sometimes
(21:57:14) Jackalope: That's what I'm going for!
(21:57:15) Yiakin: *hugs Jack* it's okay
(21:57:16) Jackalope slams the door
(21:57:17) Accolade:
(21:57:22) Yiakin: *pats back*
(21:57:32) Kayliegh: Don't encourage him Yiakin, it makes it worse
(21:57:45) Jackalope is only made more powerful with attention
(21:57:51) Accolade: Oh and please people...don't listen to him complaining about Niro

by **Vel** on February 11th, 2013, 6:36 pm

(13:34:46) Philomena: Maybe Ms Nira has pica?

(13:34:55) Nira'lia: pica... chu?

(13:35:20) Philomena: When it comes to diseases, Ms Nira, you most certainly don't gotta catch 'em all.

by **Ball** on February 11th, 2013, 7:14 pm

(14:10:48) Jackalope: I'm pretty sure it's in the lore that a non emo eth needs HD approval, I'm not not getting good vibes from Jen, Eida.
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(14:11:37) Nira'lia: You need permission to be happy, Eida

by **Vick** on February 12th, 2013, 2:50 am

(21:46:27) Shiress: Do you hear the voices too, Oran
(21:47:03) Oran_Cavarcan: No, Shiress, I do not, for I only have the potential of a brain at the moment.
(21:47:16) Vick: Shiress...I hate to break this to you but Mizahar.com is not real. It's just a blank page and all of this is inside your head. You are looking at a blank white page on the computer and all of this is a lie.
(21:47:31) Oran_Cavarcan: Actually, even the computer is a lie.
(21:47:36) Oran_Cavarcan: You are staring at a wall, on your bed.
(21:47:45) Vick: In a padded white room.
(21:47:47) Oran_Cavarcan: And you need to wake up.
(21:47:47) Shiress: Potential is welcomed at my self parties among many others
(21:47:59) Vick: Wake up.
(21:48:06) Oran_Cavarcan: Wake up!
(21:48:11) Shiress refuses
(21:48:20) ChatBot: Capricious logs into the Chat.
(21:48:40) Capricious: ...
(21:48:41) ChatBot: Capricious logs out of the Chat.
(21:48:52) Oran_Cavarcan: Now look what you did, Shiress.

by **Ball** on February 12th, 2013, 1:31 pm

(08:23:30) Valo: *cooks head to side* heeeey ^___^?

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(08:23:57) Decorum: Valo is cooking his head on it's side?

(08:24:05) Decorum: Gawd, that can't feel good... Is it at least detached?

(08:24:23) Valo: XD if it was detached valo would be dead

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(08:25:01) Decorum: Well, cooking yer head would also make you dead... So....

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(08:27:10) Decorum: ... I wonder if Valo realized his head is still cooking?(08:27:31) Decorum goes and chat qoutes Valo's typo
(08:27:57) Valo: ... oh god I jsut realised...
(08:28:08) Valo: noooo T____T!!!
(08:28:14) Valo: *dies of humiliation*

LOL

by **Valo** on February 12th, 2013, 4:48 pm

I will get you for this ball -____-