Spring 511 AV |
Sitting at a small table situated closest to the door, sipping clear liquid from a short glass, sits Nixa. He is fairly inebriated and sways from side to side as he peers at one of his arrows.
"This... Arrow does appear to-hic- be a... SERPENT!" He peers at it a little longer before throwing it and exclaiming, "Begone foul serpent! Your vile venom is not welcome here!"
The arrow sails across the room embedding itself in the wall directly to the right of Oleg, the owner of the Inn.
"More-hic-of this fine water, my fine-hic-fellow!" Wails Nixa as he jumps on the table shakily, "and in payment for this drink-hic-I shall-hic-shing you all a shong!"
There once was a maiden
Her hair all a-braiden
Showing herself to the-hic-boys
The boys-hic-all delighted
The mothers a-hic-frighted
As the maiden drops her skirts.
Chants Nixa before promptly tripping over thin air and falling off the table. Stunned, he picks himself and plops back into his seat. "Where is my-hic-water, good man?"